White chicks (Jackson brothers version)

chapter two

3 days ago...
jermaine and I walked into the store to find a man in his early 20's behind the counter. I looked at the photo boss had given us,this was the guy. Jermaine handled business with him,meanwhile I put on a fake beard and prepared for what was next,a few minutes later jermaine came back inside with a fake beard on. I lit a candle in the store and then blew it out just for a little good scent in the store...even thought it wasn't ours it smelled terrible,it really did,Jermaine and I just stood behind the counter waiting for the men to come inside. You may think
"What are you saying?what men?" Well your about to find that out! One man walked in and behind him 2 other men.
"Tell Pablo I got his ice cream out back"
he tells me,ice cream,more like illegal marijuana!! Jermaine comes out with a lit candle and blows the candle out,the smoke was now more visible.
"JESUS" he says
"JESUS,JESUS IS WATCHING" Jermaine continues on the say
Jermaine then jumps on to the counter and lays down onto the counter on his stomach.
"JESUS IS ALWAYS WATC-"
I cut him off by taking off my beard and he did the same. We both took our badges out at the same time
"FBI,you in deep ish" Jermaine says
they run
"TOLD YOU HE WOULD TRY TO RUN,YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR JERMAINE" I scream while beating up the man. Don't worry,they were alright,just beat them up so they didn't run away. Jermaine opens the carton of what they called "ice cream"
"HAHA mike we got em!" He says
I dip my finger in the tub of "ice cream" and lick the "ice cream" off my finger and then my eyes widen
"JERMAINE THIS IS REAL ICE CREAM"
"mike,what are you talki-OHMYGOD MIKE WE GOT THE WRONG GUYS" he said just as the real men walked in,they took one look and then ran away,we tried to chase after them but couldn't get them. A few minutes boss showed up in the store.
"MICHAEL AND JERMAINE JACKSON,YOU HAD ONE JOB AND IT WAS TO CATCH THE BAD GUYS AND ALL YOU DID WAS GET ME SOME ICE CREA-" he was cut off by Jermaine's phone ringing ,he quickly picked up
"Heey baby...." He says,at this point I was guessing it was his wife Halima
"You see I'm with the boss right now I'll call you later okay?love you!!" He said hanging up
"Where was I?oh yes YOU HAD ONE JOB AND IT WAS TO CATCH THE BAD GUYS AND YOU GOT ME IC-" this time he was cut off by his own phone ringing. He picked up
"Hello?yes?yes,he is.ok." Boss says
Now turning to Jermaine he gives him the phone and says "it's for you..." boss says
"Hello?BABY?I TOLD YO-"
"JERMAINE WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!" I heard Halima say over the phone...it wasn't even on speaker
"baby!!im with the boss right now..." Jermaine says
"HI HALIMA!!!" I shout
"baby I gotta go." Jermaine says before hanging up. That's when Alex and cooper walk in. Alex and Cooper,also the two co-workers Jermaine and I despise the most.
"hey look alex!!!they couldn't get one thing right,they got ice cream instead of the bad guy" cooper says laughing
"Jermaine and Michael,you can go home,we'll handle this,I'll see you tomorrow" boss said
Jermaine and I went to the bar after that.
"God Jermaine,I should have known,what guy selling marijuana wears a cow on their shirt saying 'we fresh' " I say,facepalming and sighing and taking a sip of my beer
"hey mike don't go too hard on yourself,ok? Do you want me to drop you home since I'm sober?" Jermaine asks
"HEY I AM-hick-SOBER" I shout
"yeah yeah come on lil bro" he says. Jermaine dropped me home and I went inside,now wondering what I should eat...I shoulda taken a tub of the ice cream!
*jermaines POV*
I dropped Michael home and then went to my own house. As soon as I got home and looked in the fridge for something to eat Halima came into the kitchen with her arms crossed.
"JERMAINE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?YOU GET OFF WORK AT 7:30,IT IS 8:03"
"Yeah baby,mike and I went to the bar" I say kissing her forehead,she still had her arms crossed
"YEAH I KNOW I CALLED THAT BAR AND THEY SAID YOU HAD LEFT AT 7:47,AND I LOOKED UP THE DIRECTIONS FROM THERE TO HERE,THE DRIVE IS ONLY 5 MINUTES! WHAT TOOK YOU 16 MINUTES HUH?"
"What??I dropped Mike off to his house and then came here"
"I KNOW,I LOOKED UP THE DIRECTIONS FROM THE BAR TO HIS HOUSE TOO,ITS ONLY A 4 MINUTE DRIVE! AND HIS HOUSE IS NINE MINUTES AWAY FROM OURS! SO IN ALL IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU AROUND 13 MINUTES,YOU TOOK 16!"
"HALIMA!THIS IS RIDICULOUS,I ONLY TOOK THREE EXTRA MINUTES,YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!"
"AAAAARGH" Halima exclaimed before going into our room and locking the door.

(A/N I can't believe I'm still writing this omg,I'm sorry for scarring you people)