"come on girls!just get back in the car and let me take you to the Hampto-"
just as I was about to finish my sentence Jessica interrupted me
"LOOKING LIKE THIS??" She says pointing to her scratch...yeah that ain't pretty...
"CANT YOU JUST PUT MAKEUP ON IT???" I ask hoping for a better response
"PUT MAKEUP ON THIS??" Tiffany says now pointing to her scratch
"IM SOOOOO FRIIKKKIIINN PISSED,I WENT TO GO GET MY BROWS DONE AND I TOLD HER TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE JLO AND THAT FREAKIN RUSSIAN TOAD MADE ME LOOK LIKE LIZA MINNELLI OR SOMETHING" shouts Jessica ,then I got an idea.A stupid idea. Before I could say anything Jessica got up and said "IM GONNA HAVE A B.F"
"what's a b.f?!" I ask
"SHES GONNA HAVE A BITCH FIT!!" Shouts Tiffany
"IM SO PISSED I COULD...I COULD WRITE A LETTER!! DEAR.MR-" I cut Jessica off
"LOOK DONT WRITE A LETTER,YOU GIRLS DONT COME OUT OF THIS ROOM UNTIL THE WEEKEND ENDS OR EVERYONE WILL SEE YOUR HIDEOUS SCARS" I say trying to fix things here
"SCARS?OH EM GEE PERMANENT DAMAGE" says Tiffany,I walk out shaking my head . I walk into the other room and see Jermaine freaking out.
"MIKE IF I LOSE THIS JOB HALIMA WILL KILL ME!!" He shouts
"RELAX,YOU AINT LOSIN NOTHIN."
I say,Jermaine goes to the window and is about to tie the end of his tie to the curtain pole
"Jermaine the hell are you doing?" I asked him
"oh nothin,ya know just KILLING MYSELF BEFORE THE BOSS DOES" he says
"GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU IDIOT" I say as he gets down
"look the boss is gonna kill us if we don't have those girls there" he says,his phone starts ringing
"see look I bet it's him right now" he says and picks up
"hello?boss? Yeah I have to tell you something" I quickly take the phone from him
"HEEEYYY BOSS" I say
"Michael?isnt this jermaines phone? Anyway,when are you and those girls getting here??!?" He asks furious with us
"Oh the girls just wanted something to eat so we stopped to get some Taco Bell" I say
"HES LYI-" Jermaine was cut off by me punching his...family jewels,I didn't know what else to do!!
"if you don't have those girls here I'll cut your ba-" boss said but I cut him off
"Don't worry if I don't have em there I'll cut em off and mail them to you myself!haha ok,bye,take care then" I say hanging up
"HE LIED BOSS" screams Jermaine
"I already hung up Jermaine" I say facepalming
"WHY'D YOU GO AN' DO THAT,YOU KNOW THEM GIRLS AINT GONNA BE THERE" says Jermaine
"They'll be there.." I say and dial up the one person I knew could get the job done
"Hello?AYE CHRIS...I need your help"
I say,yes it's Chris Tucker on the line
"What happened?" He asks long story short I told him everything that happened and asked if he could get Jermaine and I to look like them just for a few days, Chris said yes and got there within 30 minutes. It took him
3 hours to do the full transformation. I look at myself in the mirror.
"OH MY GOD I HAVE CUPCAKES,BIG ONES" I shout (A/N if you didn't know Mike used to call boobs cupcakes,BACK TO THEEE STORY) Jermaine just facepalms. We get in the limousine and the driver starts driving us to our hotel in the Hamptons. I was Jessica,Jermaine was Tiffany. As I was sitting in my seat in the limousine I groaned
"The hell Mike?" Jermaine asks
"THIS G STRING IS KILLIN ME,HOW THEM GIRLS DO IT" I say
Jermaine rolls his eyes and facepalms
"Ladies!we're here" the driver says. Both my "sister" and I got out. The next four days,We would be women. Fabulous.
(I made my dad read that and he thinks I'm on drugs now,great)
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White chicks (Jackson brothers version)
UmorismoMichael and brother Jermaine are both FBI agents who have had their jobs for just 5 years. What happens when an accident causes both Jermaine and Michael to pretend to be women names Tiffany and Jessica? Well that's for me to write and you to find o...
