{(A/N #1) guess who's back y'all ...IM BACK:) }
As the whole "your mother" fight went on Heather and Megan's father showed up.
"Now girls let's not fight with our main guests,Tiffany! Jessica! You've...gotten so much...bigger than the last time I saw you girls!"
"Well we are all grown up now !" I say
"Well I expect you to show up at the white party?yes girls"
"Yes mr V! You take care now!" Jermaine says to him giggling
"Hey girls well I'm gonna go upstairs I have somethings to do!" Jermaine says to us,we just nod our heads and he takes his leave
Cooper walks over with some appetizers and I take the whole tray
"Thank you wolf gang paco! Here take this for baby" I say,Cooper walks away,as I'm halfway done with the tray I can't help but want more and then realize the girls are looking at me
"Whoa there Jessica slow down on the cheese!" Kelly says,all of a sudden I drop the tray
"T-t-there's c-cheese i-in this?" I ask hoping that there really wasn't since I'm lactose intolerant (I also mentioned that Michael would be in the story in chapter 3 I believe it was just in case anyone has any confusions)
"Yeah unless you know another way to make quiche!" Kelly says laughing
"...I'm going to go to the bathroom.." I say
"Well we can tag along!" Kelly says
"O-okay...sure..."
As we walk into the bathroom I run in and push a woman
"MOVE BITCH" I say and push the woman,once I did that I ran into the toilet and sat,thank god I got to the bathroom just in time before I started to blow. As I did my business I could hear the conversation Kelly was having with Tori and Beth.
"You guys Heath is at this party!! Do I look good?"
"Kelly I don't even know what you see in him he drives a 3 series BMW!" I hear Beth say and then...came the blow that almost blew me off the toilet!!
"Jessica are you okay?" One of the girls ask
"Y-yeah,I'm fin-" I didn't even get to finish because a blew another one which almost knocked me off the toilet seat!
"Look Jess we're just gonna meet you outside,okay?" One of the girls continues
"O-okay...uh..LOVE YOU!!" I scream as the girls run out...great great now I don't gotta worry about them hearing me b- my thoughts were interrupted by another blow!! after that my business... Was finished and I headed out,as I headed out a man came up to me
"Have you been sitting in sugar? Cause baby you got a sweet ass..." Was this man crazy?
"Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your pickup lines,climb the Empire State Building,beat on your big old monkey chest,and jump off,now excuse me" the man put his hand on my ass
"But babe it may b-" I cut him off my pepper spraying him
"AGHHHH!!! She don't know it yet but...that's wifey material!!" This man really is crazy!!
"get the hell away from me man!!" I scream at him as he and his friend walked away I found Jermaine and the girls,just when I found them Mr.Vandergeld started talking about tonight's Charity Fundraiser and how we should dress to impress
"So whatcha gonna wear?" Beth asks
"Oh well,this!!" Jermaine says
The girls look at each other and laugh
"You know what this means?" Tori asks
"SHOPPING!!!!!" They all scream
"Come on let's go!!" Says Kelly
As we all got ourselves seated into the car the car Beth turned to radio on
"And now the number one most requested song on WQQR..." Then some song starts playing and all the girls who crazy,I just look at Jermaine confused
"THIS IS OUR JAM LADIES!! okay COME ON!!" Beth screams as she drives
"MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN,WALKING FAST!!
FACES PAST AND IM HOME BOUND!!" I looked at Jermaine
"Man you know this song" I ask him
"Nope never even heard of it,now stop talking the girls are singing Mike!"
"TAKE IT JESS AND TIFF THIS IS YOUR VERSE!!" crap....
"Do you think time would pass me by... Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I would,No sorry could!just see you!! Tomorrow....tonight!!"Jermaine and I tried to sing it but just kinda failed. The girls looked at us shocked ... "...C minus..." Beth says changing to station
"Feel a n-"
"yes oh my god that's totally hot,Take it tiff!!" I say
"FEEL A ....." Beth then turned the station off
"GUYS!!i cannot believe you just said that!!"
"Said what?" Jermaine asks
"the...N word.."
"Oh...so? Nobody's around!!" Jermaine says
"Yeah!" I say agreeing
Beth then turned the station back on
"DONT TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU DONT FEEL A ....."
"BIGGIE YO .....,YO ..... "
"SQUEEZE THE TRIGGA,LEAVE A ..... FO'SHO!!"(A/N) i haven't updated in a while so I hope you people like the chapter 6 I have made you wait forever for!! xD I'll be updating this story more often I promise and if I don't then yell at me (xD) also I didn't want to use the N word in my story even though they used it in the movie,it just didn't seem right,this chapter was a little messy,sorry...!
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White chicks (Jackson brothers version)
HumorMichael and brother Jermaine are both FBI agents who have had their jobs for just 5 years. What happens when an accident causes both Jermaine and Michael to pretend to be women names Tiffany and Jessica? Well that's for me to write and you to find o...