50 shades of Pingu

Chapter 1; The beginning

It was a long night, I was sitting in my room and thinking about the pingu.

'noot noot' I said to myself.

I wondered if I should do a video today for my YouTube channel.. 

'yes' I told myself

I got up and went to my computer and started a video...

'Hey peeps, today I'm doing a video about Pingu, pingu is my idol and he is great'

I froze up, forgetting what to say next. I feel a slight touch on my shoulder.

I turned around, and there he was, standing oh so penguiny... Pingu himself.

In shock I got up and ran to his cold arms, giving him a moist hug. 

'Is it, is it really you?" I ask him.

'NOOT NOOT' he replies

I stare into his eyeballs, he stares into mine. Pingu leans in to kiss me, but I remembered that I had only just got back together with Jayde. 

'No! I cannot do this...' I order Pingu

'I really really do love you, but this cannot happen. What will Jayde think??" I question.

Pingu holds my head and smooches me, I let him.

Bursting through the door, comes Jayde.

She is holding our newest child, Bobrico Purderico Salsachip. She drops him on his head, snapping his neck and his left arm.

She opens her mouth in shock and runs towards Pingu and I currently locking lips.

'HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!!' Jayde angrily screams..

'WE HAD JUST WORKED THINGS OUT AND YOU GO AND CHEAT ON ME WITH, THIS THING!!!!" She starts to roar her mighty poot roar.

Pingu starts to infuriate. 

"Noot noot noot, noot noot. noot NOOT NOOT NOOT!!!" He yells in his penguin voice.

He pulls me closer and licks my nose. Jayde has given up.. She walks out the door without the baby.

Pingu deeply looks into my eyes once more... to ask me a question...

'noot noot, noot noot noot noot noot?' (In english: will you be my husband?!)

To be continued...