50 shades of Pingu

Chapter 2; The first date

After the whole trouble when Pingu sprung himself apon me, we decided to make it official by going on a public dinner date. We went to this lovely restaurant down town called  Fukyaselfbitch. It was a fine Mexican restaurant with lots of cats and dogs. He got out of his snowball car,  walked around to my door, opening it and guiding me out. We started walking close to the entry, everything was very loud. He entered the door and everyone stopped in silence, bowing to the mighty lord of Pingu. 

The waiter Delilah Howard escorts us to a table and sat us down. As I went to sit, my sparkly pink sequin dress got caught on the chair, ripping it down to my thighs. Pingu starts to giggle, slightly blushing. When the waiter arrived, we ordered two portions of Nicki bum. A delicious dish indeed. It was a dessert with chocolate oozing out through the hole which was placed on the middle of the dessert.  I looked around the room to see who's attending tonight. I glance around some more and saw something arousing, slightly missing it the first time I looked back and there she was... JAYDE!

I try my best to hide the fact that I have seen her with this man, he looked pretty old. She gets up and walks over to our table, she stares at me and walks off. The old man gets up also coming over to Pingu and I. 

'oi kunt' Old Grandpa Titties rudely gestures.

'noot noot??' Pingu implies.

'Who the fuck are you saggy tits?' I ask this strange smelly man.

'stfu skrub ill 360 no scop ur mam nd ill fk ur bitch' he yells

Pingu has had enough, getting up out of the chair and hitting the old man in the face. His false teeth flew the room as if it was some shitty old slowmo movie, also snapping his neck and left arm. Jayde runs back towards us with a knife, stabbing Pingu in the mouth. 

'noooOOOOOOOOOTT' he screams in pain.

I look at Jayde, very angry and went to hit her but she roleblocked me.

She grabbed my booty and licked my nose. This is when I knew Jayde was onto me. I grabbed the butter knife off the table and stabbed her in the boob, popping her implant. She fell to the ground in pain. I stood on her stomach and laughed in relief, finally jumping on her neck snapping it in two.

I grabbed Pingu and picked him up, running in my half ripped sparkly pink blood filled sequin dress..

'Pingu, are you okay my dear?' I ask in a worried tone.

I was given no response...............

to be continued.....