50 shades of Pingu

Chapter 3; Trip to the Beach

After the whole corruption with Jayde and Old Grandpa Titties, I had taken Pingu to the local hospital. He got checked out, turns to be that he broke his left arm and snapped his neck. The doctor told us that it would be a few months until Pingu could recover..

Month by month, days went by and finally Pingu was okay again.

'Hey b, where would you like to go for a date??' I asked him seductively.

'NOOT NOOT NOOT!!' he yells

'Oh right, that new beach that opened?" I asked

He nodded his head yes, winking at me. Something felt a bit manky about his wink it didn't feel like it usually did. We got into the car and drove to the beach named 'Noot Noot Beach' it was a really sandy beach with lots of shells and turtles, also lots of cats and dogs. We got out and took ourselves down to the sand. He took off his fur coat made of Jayde's hair that I ripped out, his 6 pack of noots shined across the beach front making everyone stop and stare. One bitch even fell over and snapped her neck and broke her left arm. I went to walk into the water, it was freezing cold like my heart. I put my pinky toe in the water and something bit me. It was PARIS HILTON?! he got up and looked at my breasts

'Oops soz bitch' she rudely remarked.

'Excuse me? you fake fucking whore' I yelled

'Not my fault I'm rich!!!!' she said while walking away

I pick up a knife randomly stabbed into the floor, and ditched it at the back of her head. She disappeared. That's when I realised that I was in a trap, Pingu was gone... I hear a slight music playing, it sounded like Anaconda.. then she appeared, the bald headed Jayde.

'I'm back cunt' she said

'No, n-no this, this can't be..' I said, scared for my life.

'Now you'll never escape me you fresh lookin breast' she said sexually, locking me up against a cat

'MEOW' the cat screams.

I see that she's tied me to the cats tail, the idiot didn't realise I could just pull it out of the rope. Once I was freed, I remember I had that electric dildo in my pocket. I pulled it out and threw it at Jayde, she fell and broke her eyes. I laughed running to jump on her head but she gets up and it turns out that shes actually Anastasia.

Ana laughs she cries she screams. everything goes black....

to be continued.