"Zayn please stay I beg of you" Simon was on his knees in front of zayn, perfect dick sucking height, begging for zayn to stay.
We were all in the studio recording our cover of 'pop yo pussy' for the second day. Harry, Niall and Liam decided to take a break and grab some water after zayn announced he was going to try to find a way out of his 5 year contract.
That bitch has been on his period since year 1, but now his balls has dropped and he wants to leave though.
I stood in the back , picking at my nails, whilst watching Simon cry to zayn, begging him to stay.
"I might bro, I'll just see how far these perrie rumors go and decide if I want to stay." Zayn spoke, or tried to speak I don't know what he says half of the time due to his accent.
"Louis what's good" Harry yelled from across the room causing my eyes to drift over to him.
"What's good Harold" I nodded towards him, holding my arms out wide waiting for him to come hug me.
Harrys eyes lit up before he pranced like a deer to my side to give a hug to me. He engulfed me into his large arms before whispering "my tiny son" in my ear. I'm his tiny son but he'll be calling me big daddy tonight.
"Fucking enough you two love birds" a leprechaun spoke before I looked up to notice that it was Niall.
I rolled my eyes and gave him the bird and smiling at my Harry, Only to notice that he was already staring at me with his hand folded, a look of admiration on his face.
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"Deeper bro mhmm" Someone moaned causing Nialls,Harrys and my head to snap toward the direction in which the noise came from.
My eyes widen when I saw that Simon was on his knees with zayns cock in his mouth.
"What the fook bro" I screamed, my hand flying to cover Harry's eyes.
"Bro get the fuck up before liam comes in here" niall yelled, causing both zayns and Simons eyes to widen as Simon jumped to his feet.
"What about m-" I heard liams voice as my head snap towards the direction he was in.
"Why the fuck is zayns dick pulled out.... And why the hell does Simon have brown on the back of his pants"Liam slowly stated, as if trying to put two and two together.
"YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!"
"YOU SUCKED ZAYN?!"
"DADDY LIAM RISE!"
Zayn,Liam and Harry all yelled at the same time before Liam began chasing Simon around the room.
You could tell Simon was about to shit his pant again from the colour on his face.
Commotion was going around everywhere in the room as zayn was chasing Liam who was chasing Simon who was chasing his dreams.
"HOLD UP" Harry yelled causing everyone in the room to stop their actions and look at him.
"Wanna hear a joke" Harry asked with a bright smile on his face.
We all stared at him with blank expressions that told him not to but knew he was going to regardless.
"What kind of milk do bees make?" Harry questioned waiting for us all to respond before he realized that we weren't going to.
"Boobies" Harry yelled, laughing out loud at his joke, emphasizing on the word "bee".
We all stared at him for over 5 minutes as we watched him roll on the floor as he laughed at his own joke. Occasionally farting every here and there.
"Oh my god that was great I love you guys." Harry said slapping his knee as he calmed his self down from his lame joke.
"Do you love me" he questioned, grinning towards the end as his eyes squinted.
We all waited a second still staring at him with no facial expression present.
"gOTTA ZAYN" said the Mexican one before he disappeared into thin air and into naughty boys ass hole.
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Ok so plot twist, I'm not as funny as I thought I was,lmao, I am I disgrace to this fandom. Also no offense to anyone sorry I'm just writing from the top of my head if I'm honest.
