I was laying on the couch with Sophia inbetween my legs as we watched friends together.
"Liam let me suck your dick" she asked looking at me between her eyelashes.
"Fuck no hoe"
"Why! Everytime I want to do something sexual you always say no" she screamed.
"Whats wrong with me?" She questioned herself quietly, shaking her head as I watched a tear stream down her face.
"Nothing, nothing it's not you it's.." I rambled, I didn't know how to express this and I've been hiding it for a while.
"It's what?" She questioned impatiently.
I lifted my head, trying to catch her eye. Once she looked at me I tilted my head over to the closet.
"What?" She asked, eyebrows scrunching. Her head looks back and fourth between the closet and I.
"Liam your gay?!?" She yells before a smile breaks onto her face as if she were crazy. I just told my girlfriend I'm gay and dis bitch smiling? Tf?
"It's zayn isn't it?" She asks with happiness laced in her voice.
"Hell no ain't nobody like that bitch" I yelled, lifting my arms up. "It's, it's Harry" I sighed, a smile coming on to my face.
"Ahh" she screamed only it wasn't a female scream, it was a manly scream.
My head whipped in that direction to see Niall happily shaking his head with a brunette wig on.
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"What?" I asked.
"You see, I always knew you were gay as shit mate. That's why I pretended to be a girl, so you can admit your undying love for Louis." He explained.
"It's Harry" I reminded. "And how did you pretend to be Sophia, we've had sex plenty of times, and if I recall she had a vagina"
Niall looked around nervously before looking me back in my eye.
"gOTTA NIALL" he said before disappearing into thin air.
I felt a paper plane hit me and I turned apound to see one on the ground but with small scribbles on it.
I picked up the paper before reading what was on it, noticing nialls handwriting I began to read it.
Dear daddy,
I only pretended because I knew you were the one who had a thing for Cougars and not Harry, anyway it was that bitch who turned me down during X factor so right before management makes you put your dick in that grandma Cheryl, I just want you to look her in the eyes and say...."Niall got the dick first"
