Fuck you One Direction

2. Twitter fingers

LOUIS POV
Zouis

"Ha pathetic" I scoffed as I looked at the sausages tweet of of him and zayn.

"Niall come here and look at this shit" I yelled, already bursting out laughing just thinking about the edits.

"Oh my god hagahagahhaaghahagahahahahahhahaaghahagaga" Niall laughed, I couldn't , he laughs at everything and after five years, I want to cut his throat in half to stop it from happening, fuck his happiness, it wasn't THAT funny.

I got up and left as he was still laughing with his eyes closed. He didn't notice me as I lazily walked toward the exit of the house and into my car, I swear that dude could make a song with his laugh.

I drove to zayns house before parking in his lot, much like my dick will due tonight, and jumped out the car because I couldn't step out of it considering my legs were 2 inches tall.

I didn't bother knocking on zayns door and just decided to walk in. "Bro look at this shit" I yelled holding back my laughter before looking down at the pic and bursting out in laughter.

"Come here, what's so funny?" He asked loudly.

I walked over to the living room to find him on the couch watching our favorite movie. We would always jack off to this movie together, not only was it our movie but I like it made us come together even more.

"Hell yea bro, so what did you come here for?" He asked causing me to laugh even harder at the thought.

"Bro look at this shit" I said pulling the picture up on my screen. Laughing hard whilst clutching my stomach.

"Oh my god" zayn breathed before joining in with me with the laughter.

"This SHIT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED" Zayn Screamed in between laughter causing us to die laughing even more.

"Oh my god what is this. This filter I'm shitting myself" I laughed as we both rolled on the floor.

"Comment on it dude I dare you." Zayn said still laughing, the more he laughed, the more his veins popped out. The more his veins popped out, the more my pussy popped.

"Ok ok what should I say?"

"I don't know say something about the filter" he yelled as we were both on the floor laughing.

"Ok ok I know it" I said, grabbing my phone to type in the comment.

'Remember when you were 12 and you used to think those Mac filters for your pictures were cool haha ! Some people still do HA!" I read aloud as I typed.

"Yeah that's great bro send it." Zayn agreed with a huge smile on his face.

I pressed tweet with a jolt of excitement going threw me.

"Now we wait." Zayn said as he laid back into the couch, grabbing his dick and gesturing for me to come to him. I followed his request and sat by him as he placed his arm over the back of my shoulder bringing me closer to him.

We sat back and watched movie girls for the 1700 time. We knew all the words by now and began quoting them as they spoke.

An alarm went off telling me that a notification was sent to me. I hoped up grabbing my phone before reading naughty boys response." Oh my god" I gasped, laughing out loud at his reply before giving the phone to Zayn to show him the tweet.

"I'm gonna respond babe ok?" He asked me. I shrugged giving him permission to do so as I ran over to his side to see what he was planning to write.

"@NaughtyBoyMusic Jesus forgot you were such an in demand producer .... How does it feel to be riding on the back of someone else's career ?" I laughed historically as I read his words.

"Hun you should get in this, like publicly" I told him, I wanted more drama, our fans seemed bored and I love them so much that I give them things to do.

"You're right I know exactly what to say." I was still hovering over his shoulder as I watched him type.

"@NaughtyBoyMusic is this what you do in your free time, make edits of you and me. Come on dude, it's probably because you can't get any pussy. Unlike myself who gets hoes all day, actually I don't because I have my one and only right here besides me. @Louis_Tomlinson"

"I love you so much. But we got to make it like you hate me."

"Bro you're right, I don't know what to say. I don't get how you want me to hate you?" I got up and placed a small kiss on his check before grabbing his phone and typing in the key bored.

"@Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?"

"Oh my god you quoted the movie. Our movie"

I smiled at myself before pressing the tweet button as I waited for the hashtags to roll in.

My phone began to rang as I picked it up and answered it with out looking at the caller ID

"HAGAHAGHHAHAGAGA" I heard the laughing from the other side of the line before I made eyecontact with Zayn as we both rolled out eyes.

"I love you guys so much! Don't you love me HAHA" Niall asked from the other line. My eyes widened as I scrunched my face up.

I turned my head in zayns direction (the other direction) we stared at each other for a few minutes still having the question still lingering in the air.

"goTTA ZAYN" zayn and I yelled at the same time as I ended the call with the Irish piece of toast.

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AND HERE YALL BITCHES WERE THINKING ZOUIS WAS DEAD BUT ya need to be worrying about nouis and ziall, smh