The Plan

Chapter 1

The Plan

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Chapter 1

*Lypsyla's POV*

Hello, my name is Lypsyla Strykjärn. Yes I know, I have a weird name. My parents were drunk when I was made... And probably when they named me too.

My mother died when I was 6, my dad stuffed her in the washing machine one night when he was drunk. I have no idea where the fuck my dad is... He left me at Walmart on my 13th birthday. We were just gonna go shopping casually he wasn't drunk for once and I was really excited to finally spend some father daughter time with him. Well I went to the bathroom and when I came back I couldn't find him. I even called out for him in the big microphone, but he never came to pick me up.

I've been living here ever since. I have everything I need; food, shelter and aid. I have lots of friends too, there's Mrs. Tampon who is a nice old lady that always pushes me into the shelf of feminine needs after I follower her around every Saturday. Yeah that's about it. Mrs. Tampon is my best friend.

I love One Direction. They are amazing. My goal in life is to fuck all of them. Each of them individually but I really wouldn't mind a sixsome... I mean c'mon who wouldn't want to see One Direction sucking each others dicks and shoving them up each others asses? Even though I haven't even lost my virginity yet... Oh well young boys my age walk into Walmart all the time, I'm 16 by the way. Hehehe...

At night I take money out of the cashiers; 1 dollar a day. I've been doing it for about a year now and I'm saving up for One Direction meet and greet tickets. That's where my plan starts.

My plan to reach the goal of my life.

My plan I know will work for 100%.

My plan of fucking every member of One Direction

Will work.

And it is going to be

Legendary.