The Plan

Chapter 5

The Plan

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Chapter 5

*Lypsyla's POV*

-Saturday-

So today is Saturday, my child was born 2 days ago.

I need to get rid of this little fucker it's so annoying. It keeps screaming and I don't know what to do.

Oh yay Mrs. Tampon is coming today! I can probably ask her what to do since she is so old and probably has had kids.

I made my way down to the feminine needs isle and sat down in front of the tampons.

A few hours later, I saw Mrs. Tampon walking down the isle. I stood up and waved to her.

"Hi Mrs. Tampon!" I called.

Our eyes met and she let out a long annoyed sigh. She was about to turn around but she was too slow and I jumped into her cart.

"You have kids right?" I asked "what do you do with these little shits?" I held up my baby.

"Get the fuck out of my cart!" Mrs. Tampon screamed.

I did as I was told and stepped out of her cart. My child was still laying in between all the tampons, but before I could get it out Mrs. Tampon rushed out of the store.

Fuck yes.

That little piece of shit is finally gone.

-1 Week Later-

I was waiting for Mrs. Tampon at the usual meet up spot. I looked at my clock, almost 3, she should be here any minute.

I heard a cart rolling towards me and looked to my right, I saw my best friend.

"Hey you!" She yelled as she came up to me.

"Yes?" I asked.

"That baby I accidentally brought home with me last week" she said.

I nodded to show that I was listening.

"My cats are taking care of it, they're treating him like a new born kitten"

"What, you have cats?" I asked.

"Yes 69 of them"

"Cool"

"Anyway, what am I supposed to do with him?" She asked "do you want it back?"

"Oh hell no" I said quickly "your cats can keep him"

"Okay, bye turd, don't ever give me a fucking baby again" she said "it's so ugly"