The Plan
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Chapter 2
*Niall's POV*
I'm hungry, lets go to Nando's!
I walked to Nando's and when I got there I found a little note on the door.
'Nando's is out of order, if you want food you'll have to find another place.'
Where am I supposed to eat now?
I googled 'food' and a map to a place called Walmart popped up. I flew to the U.S. and then I followed the map and found Walmart.
I walked into Walmart and searched for food.
*Lypsyla's POV*
I sat between the bananas and the apples when I saw him. NIALL. HORAN. FROM. ONE. DIRECTION. THE. BOYBAND. I'M. GOING. TO. FUCK.
I made a weird pedophile-ish sound.
I ran up to him and smiled. He fainted. Am I so ugly? Apparently.
I poked him with a banana and he didn't move. I threw an apple at him but he didn't react. I did everything to wake him up but he didn't. He's dead.
I dragged him outside and there I got a brilliant idea! I undressed him and then I undressed myself. I made sure nobody was watching and then I started fucking him. OMG, I'm fucking Niall from One Direction! Or... I'm fucking his corpse . But It's still Niall!
When I was done I dragged him to a lake and tossed him in it. Goodbye Niall!
1/5 done.
****A/N****
I wrote this chapter in the middle of the night so sorry if its bad! /@erikaxx

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The Plan
Fiksi PenggemarLypsyla Strukjärn has come up with a genius plan that is going to be amazingly awesome. Her life at Walmart will soon change into an adventure filled with hobos, cats, hot dogs, penises and the one and only boy band One Direction. *DO NOT GET OFFEN...