The Plan

Chapter 4

The Plan

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Chapter 4

*Lypsyla's POV*

-3 Months later-

I've been pregnant with a dead mans baby for three moths now. Three horrible months full of vomiting and pain.

I've gained weight but not so much since I already was fat. I stole some T-shirts in size XXL and they fit perfectly!

I've been trying to figure out how to take care of a baby and I came to the conclusion that I can't. So I'm just going to throw it in same lake as I threw Niall.

Nobody knows that he's dead, they think he's still at nandos because he said he was going to eat there. Three months ago. They're really stupid and yet, he was the blond one.

I think that when they realize he's dead, they're going to replace him with a blond homeless man or something.

-6 months later-

Now I'm nine months pregnant and I think that I'm going to give birth to my fucking baby soon.

One day when I thought of different throw-your-baby-in-a-lake techniques, I felt a that something was happening, the baby is coming!

I ran into to the customer-restrooms and locked myself into one of the stalls. I sat on the toilet and tried to poop the baby out. It didn't work.

I decided to take a shit while I sat on the toilet and when I did that, the baby decided that it was time to come out. It landed in my poop.

Wow, my baby was born in shit!