Anime quotes

Funny anime quotes

1. Theres no way a mere, handsome, SEXY, merchant like me could use something like Banki!.

Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

2. And so it all begins. This boy’s name is Yusuke. He’s 14 years old and is supposed to be the hero of the story…but oddly enough, he’s dead.

Narrator (Yu Yu Hakusho)

3. So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

4. I can’t whistle so i just say the words wheet-whoo.

Fay D. Flourite (Tsubasa Chronicles)

5. I’m not a nerd, I’m a specialist.

Sousuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic!)

6. All old people know each other. Don’t you know that?

King Bumi (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

7. Kakrot! Is That A Vegetable?! I Hate Vegetables.

Goten (Dragon Ball Z)

8. You have no effect on me because you are flast chested!.

Laharl (Disgaea)

9. Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.

Riza Hawkeye (FullMetal Alchemist)

10. You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and no one would know you weren’t wearing anything.

Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)