Anime quotes

Funny anime quotes 4

She’ll have good kids…By asexual reproduction.

Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)

Kagura: Now, if we accept that Santa doesn’t exist – do reindeer exist?

Tomo: [after a bout of explosive laughter] This girl believes in reindeer! [Continues laughing, the other girls gasp.]

Yomi: Reindeer do exist.

(Azumanga Daioh)

Edward Elric: I said get down on the ground!

Russell Tringham : What? So we can see eye to eye

(Fullmetal Alchemist)

The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year.

Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Sorry I’m late. I got lost on the road of life.

Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)

Goku! I’d rather die than fuse with you!

But Vegeta, we’re already dead!.

Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

If I sit like a normal person my investigative abilities would be half as effective.

L (Death Note)

I’ve had enough of you Vegeta! Time to tuck you in and say goodnight!!.

Zarbon (Dragon Ball Z)