Anime quotes

Funny anime quotes 2

1. And I’m known for my bullets never missing their mark. Especially if it’s the heart of a beautiful lady. BANG!Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

2. It’s a nice night to grab a bite to drink.

Alucard (Hellsing)

3. She’s between a rock in my hard place.

Kazuharu Fukuyama (Girls Bravo)

4. What smells like old milk….Oh I know…. Its YOU….you know you should stop sucking your moms tits when you get into high school.

Hiruma Yoichi (Eyeshield 21)

5. It’s a nice night to grab a bite to drink.

Alucard (Hellsing)

6. If i get reincarnated…. i wanna become a clam.

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

7. I think that when Christmas-time comes…

There’s a red-nosed reindeer. That’s mean. “”Your shining nose is useful in the fog…”" The way he said it doesn’t help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you’d get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.

Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)

8. Real men know when to run like a little bitch

(Desert Punk)

9. Sousuke Sagara: [to a mass of hysterical students] What are you people crying for?

Kaname Chidori: Quiet, you! We’re all busy reflecting on the human conscience right now. You just stay over there and die!

Sousuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic!)

10. One shot is for all you did to everyone here… And all the rest are because you messed up my clothing.

Cross Marian (D.Gray-man)

11. It’s not the outside that counts, but there’s a limit to that, too.

Atsuko Chiba (Paprika)

12. All men are jealous and stupid, and all women are stupid to be happy about it, idiots are everywhere you look…

Horo (Spice and Wolf)

13. The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.

Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

14. Yesterday, I had the most TERRIFYIN’ experience! …Last night, I was all alone in my room… when outta nowhere…

CAME THE SMELL OF A FART THAT WASN’T MINE!.

Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)

15. Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?

Lina Inverse (Slayers)