Anime quotes

Funny anime quotes 3

That painting is large and unattractive. It reminds me of your mother.

Richard Moore speaking to his daughter (Detective Conan)

Okay, I can handle the library being gone, but there’s no Haagen Dazs, Mr. Donuts, or Denny’s here!.

Yuki Miaka (Fushigi Yugi)

Thank you! Fuck you! The villain has arrived!.

Ladd Russo (Baccano!)

For me see apples are like ciggerets and liquor for humans if i dont my body goes in withdrawal.

What are the symptons?

My body twists and i look realy creepy.

You already do look kinda creepy

thanks a lot light……

don’t mention it.

Ryuk and Yagami Raito (Death Note)

You’re a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you.

Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

A train robbery is where you take a train to your destination, make your move, and take a train back, right?

Isaac Dian (Baccano!)

Yes I’ve used a condom before. They can store up to 1 liter of water.

Sousuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic!)

Dog, huh? I LOVE DOGS!

Kain Fuery: Really? You mean it?!

OF COURSE! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master’s commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don’t complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they’re the great servants of man! (sings) LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!.

Roy Mustang and Kain Fuery (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Why do women have butts on their chests?

Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)