INTP-Uh... hi? I guess. We met just a second ago but —-
ESTP- *noogies* HEY DUDE!!!! HEY!!!! WHAT DID I MISS
ISTP-Hi. Now please leave me alone.
ENTP-Hi. *plays Never Gonna Give You Up* You thought I was going to start a friendly conversation without memes? You were so, so incorrect.
INFP-*anime eyes* Konichiwa, Senpai
ENFP-Nyello!!! Are you there? Are you okay? Nyello? Where a-
ESFP-*skating on heelys* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY
ISFP-[while carefully orchestrating a singing bird choir] Oh, hi there,
INTJ-*snickers evilly* We meet again.
ISTJ-Hello.
ESTJ-Hello. Sit down, we have a few things to discuss.
ENTJ-*spins around in office chair* Greetings.
ISFJ-Hi!! Hi hi hi friend!! I missed you!!
INFJ-Hi. Hi? Hello? Why aren't you responding? Shit I'm going to have to reevaluate how I greet other people —
ESFJ-Howdy! How are - are you okay? You look pissed. Who do I need to fight gently?
ENFJ- Hi!!!! Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi h-
