INTP- 'Cause I'm all alone / There's no one here beside me / My problems have all gone / There's no one to deride me! / But ya gotta have friends..." -Dr Seuss
ESTP- [observing a giant building] "That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?" -Shakespeare
ISTP- "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" -Oscar Wilde
ENTP- "NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later." -Shakespeare
INFP- "I think I need a hug." -Oscar Wilde
ENFP- "[going to save Donkey] Well, I have to save my ass." -Shakespeare
ESFP- "Okay, now... can't we just settle this over a pint!"
[holds up a friendly mug, to no avail] -Shakespeare
ISFP- "All right, all right, that's enough. No one likes a kiss-ass." -Shakespeare
INTJ- "Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!" - Oscar Wilde
ISTJ- "Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up!" -Shakespeare
ESTJ- "Eat me! [spits in Farquaad's face]" -Albert Einstein
ENTJ- "It's on my to-do list, now come on!" -Shakespeare
ISFJ- "Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey. I forgive you - for stabbing me in the back!" -Shakespeare
INFJ- [peels an onion] "NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers." -Shakespeare.
ESFJ- "For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think." -Shakespeare
ENFJ- "Fare thee well, ogre. [leaves with Farquaad]" -Shakespeare
