Me: New dare from sortiz327. It says... *Reads it* HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my glob!! This is gonna be good!!!
Starco: Uh oh.
Hayley: I wanna see! *Reads it* Hahahahahahaha!! Priceless!!!
Me: *Shoves Starco into a closet and records what happens inside*
Starco: What's going on?
Hayley & I: *Over the speakers* Y'all gotta make out for 10 minutes in here.
Starco: *Flush deep red* Ok. *Make out hesitantly at first then get more ferocious as time goes on*
~Ten minutes later~
Me: *Opens the closet door* Ew. I did not need to see that. Gross.
Starco: *Pull away from each other blushing wildly* Sh-shut up! You practically French kiss your dogs.
Me: YOU BITCHES! *Slaps them both and stabs them in the stomach* Take that mofos.
Hayley: Is what they said true?
Me: No, I just have a tenancy to let my dogs give me kisses on the face but I just keep my mouth shut the entire time.
Starco: *Bleed out and die*
Hayley: Oh, cool. Also, I think they, *Points to Starco* just died.
Me: They did. No big D. *Revives them and heals the wounds before bitch slapping them*
Starco: *Gasp* WHAT THE HELL SHELBY?! WHY WOULD YOU KILL US?!?! FUCK YOU!!!
Me: Because you insulted me. *Smirks sinisterly and sprays them with bacon flavor spray before opening the door containing my 40 million dogs* (Nah I'm kidding. I only have four dogs, and 2l hampsters that're my sisters)
Starco: O.O Oh shi- *Get tackled and kissed by dogs*
Me: Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh.
Hayley, Me, & Diana: Well, until next time...
Everyone else except for Starco: Bye. *Wave*
Starco: *Muffled by dogs* Bye. *Wave*
Hayley: Peace. *Does peace sign*
Me & Diana: Deuces. *Do double peace signs*
