No Ordinary

Chapter 4 Don't Mess With Me, Bro!

''OMG, I'M LITERALLY DYING!" I whined. Apparently, I have an awful stomach ache. Tears ran down my cheeks as my brother Jake hands over the pain killer.

"Dude, just chill. It's just PMS." He says ingorantly.

"What did you just say?" I tell him with a death glare. Obviously, he doesn't know how to handle a girl with PMS.

Then he becomes nervous. "Uhhm.. I said you shouldn't go to school today, you're too sick."

Besides my stomach ache and a high fever, I also have colds. I really don't how how I got these. Maybe it's because of the smell of Marijuana we confiscated from those bank robbers in LA. Apparently, they not only rob money, but they also sell Marijuana drugs. The fever was probably the cause of looking at Jake and Em's messy make up from the blind makeup tag they did last night.

                                                                * Flashback *

10;47 p.m

I'm finally home! All these missions are making me hungry. I took my keys and opened the door.

"Mom, I'm....... what the-" I sputtered as I saw Jake and Em's faces. I just realized they finished doing the Blind Makeup Tag for Em's YouTube channel. Emerald looked really horrible. There were black eyeshadow all over her forehead (Jake must've mistaken it for eyebrows when he was trying to fill them in.), green, blue and yellow eyeshadow on her cheeks and lipstick the covered almost half of her face. Her neck was so full of bronzer that it looked fully brown. Jake looked like a clown drowned in a swimming pool. His face looked really white. His looked like he got beaten up because of the purple eyeshadow and mascara. He had green blush onhis cheeks and sliver eyeliner all over his face. His eyebrows looked so thick because of the illusion of black pencil liner. The lipstick covered most of his face.

"You told me we would finish before she comes back so we would have time to wash our faces!" Jake said.

"I didn't know it will take that long, okay!"

Since I was so tired I decide to ignore their little argument and change my clothes.

                                                                              * End *

"Oh! I almost forgot! Our biology project is due tomorrow!" I sat on my bed and grabbed my phone.

"Adrian!" I yelled.

"What?!"

"I'm sick and can't go to school."

"And that's my problem because?"

"WE NEED TO DO OUR FREAKIN' PROJECT AND DEADLINE IS TOMORROW YOU NITWIT!"

"No need to shout Miss Kent."

"Listen. After school, you are going to my house and bring all the materials needed so we can work on the dang project, get it?"

"Fine, but you're not gonna do the compilcated stuff cuz you're sick."

Since when did he care about my health? I hung the phone up.

"Jake, buy some junk food and chocolates for me to eat, will you?" I ask him.

"Come on! Go buy them yourself!"

"Well, if some of us here didn't ''accidentally'' press the fire alarm button at school, some of us won't have to be suspended." I reply sarcastically.

"I swear it really was by accident!" By the look on his face I could tell he was fibbing.

This was the first time Jake got in trouble. Well, not exactly. Last year, he got his foot stuck in the toilet bowl while wearing his used underwear on his head at home. He was probably so stupid to mistake it for a hat. Dad gave him a three hour speech for being immature and idiotic. Other people mistake Jake as a talented, intellingent and handsome young man. But actually, he is a real idiot. You don't even want to know how he got his foot stuck in the toilet bowl.

"Just buy me my usual food!"

Jake

That food loving, goody two shoes sister of mine. I can't believe she used PMS as an excuse to boss me around the whole day. I head towards the counter to pay for her trash, when I had the most epic idea ever.

few minutes later.......

"SIS, I"M BAAAACK!" I say as I go to her room, carrying a bowl of tacos.

She's gonna flip out after this prank!

"You got tacos? Oh, brother dear, you know me so well!" She says happily. Lets see if she's still happy when she tastes this!

"Just eat it already." I say, trying not to look like I care so that she doesn't look suspicious. She puts a mouthful of tacos into her mouth, chews them noisily while watching TV like she always does. After a few seconds, her cheeks turn red.

"Uhh Jake, what am I eating?" She says as I laugh real hard

"HOT! HOT!"

"What is it?"

S-Spicy! J-jake!"

She breaths a few times, fans her mouth,then ran to the fridge and took the carton of milk. Realizing, that it's empty, she grabs a big block of ice and sticks it into her mouth.

"Dake! Do are do dead!"

"What?" I stlli can't stop laughing at the sight of her situation.

"DO! DO!" She points out to me.

"Me? Oh, that's just revenge for being so bossy!"

After a long time of getting the hot, spicy, taste out of her mouth, she began to grab a hold of my neck.

"JAKE GERONIMO KENT!"

Megan

He is not getting away with this. I got him out of my room and went to get my emergency prank kit. I made it specially so that if Jake does something I won't like, I prank him for revenge. I took the Bottle of purple dye and an empty bottle to put his shampoo in. Jake takes a shower in the afternoon every school holiday, or whenever he's not going anywhere. I went outside the room to see where Jake is. Luckily, he's downstairs watching TV. Itiptoed to his room, and quickly switched his shampoo. All I have to do is wait for the result.

This is gonna be good......