Please do not take offence the following people:
· People named Derby
· Skinny people -_- no offence, but fat people like me kinda have a thing about it (Well, I’m kinda jealous ;) )
· Perfect aka popular/ pretty people ( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 0_o even if you decline it---you are pretty, all of you <3)
· People who have prostitutes as mums (no, seriously)
