Frisk: Well this is easy! *Spares monster*
*Ring ring*
Frisk: Eh? *Picks up phone* Hello?
Toriel: Oh helloooooooooooo my child!!!! I was just checking to see if you haven't LEFT THE ROOM or anything. Hahaha, I mean, otherwise you would run into deadly and EVIL puzzles and traps that might try to hurt you, or worse, KILL you! AHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Frisk: O_O
Toriel: ...So have you left the room?
Frisk: ...
Toriel: ...Ah. You're the silent type. Very well. Stay safe, my child! *Click*
Frisk: ...💩. WELP! I BETTER GET GOING! *Takes one step*
*Ring ring*
Frisk: *Picks up phone*
Toriel: OMFG MY CHILD!!!!
Frisk: WHAT? WHAT?!
Toriel: ...Do you like butterscotch or cinnamon better?
Frisk: ...
Toriel: ...?
Frisk: ...Cinnamon.
Toriel: Oh! Ok! Thank you for that! Sorry if I disturbed you. Good-bye! *Click*
Frisk: ...Alright... *reaches it foot*
*RING RING MOFO*
Frisk: GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Picks up phone* OH MY GOD WHAT DO YOU WANT, WOMAN?!?!
Toriel: Are you allergic to butterscotch? I mean, will you die- I MEAN turn up your nose if you saw it on your plate?
Frisk: ...NO.
Toriel: *Gasp* My child! But you could be seriously ill if you eat something you're allergic to! IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH HERE, CHILD-
Frisk: *Click* ヽ(#'_')ﾉ STAHP.
Later...
Froggit: SPAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEE. U BETTER MERCY OR U GONNA BE SORRY!!!!
Frisk: Yeah yeah, sure, whatever. *Spares monster* Welp, I should probably call goat mom... Tell her how I'm feeling. *Calls*
Toriel: Hello?
Frisk: YO SUGAH MAMA WHAT CUP SIZE U ROCKIN?! CAUSE FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, YOU GOT A WHOLE TWO LUMPS OF SUGAH WITH CREAM AND SWEETENER UNDER DEM CLOTHES!
Toriel: ...
Frisk: -_-
???: FUUUUURRRRRYYYYYY!
Frisk: ?
???: I swear to god kid, don't steal my thunder. It's the only thing she likes about me.
Frisk: ...So um, hi goat mom.
Toriel: ( ꒪Д꒪)
Frisk: *Click* Omfg what did I just do.
Even more later...
Frisk: *Walks up to bare tree*
*Ring ring*
Toriel: Omgomgomgomgomg- *GASP* MY CHILD! *Hugs Frisk* Are you okay?! Why are you here???
Frisk thinks: Did she really just forget what happened a few minutes ago????
Toriel: Come, small one! Welcome home!
Frisk: ...💩.
