Pacifist Run In A Nutshell 3

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Toriel: Here is a room for you! And also here is a piece of pie that I had made for you because I care about you so much! You can go sleep in your bed if you're tired, my child. I will be in the other room loving you very much like a mother should!

Frisk: ...I wanna go hhhhhoooOOOOOOOME!

Toriel: ...*Inhales*

Frisk: ...

Toriel: Wait here for a moment. *Walks downstairs

Frisk: ...mmmmmooooOOOOOOOM!

Toriel: GO BACK UPSTAIRS OR ASGORE WILL EAT YOUR SPINAL FLUIDS.

Frisk: (°◇°;) *Steps away*

Toriel: *Smiles* Good human! Now go upstairs and go to bed.

Later...

Frisk: Zzzzz....

Charaaaaaaaa.

Frisk: ...?

CHAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAA

Frisk: ...Uh...

Stay determined, Charaaaaaaa.

Frisk: ...

...CHARA GET OFF YOUR LAZY *SS AND AND GET THE F*CK UUUUUP.

Frisk: ...But Goat Mama said-

CHILD YOU BETTER GO GET MY CHIPS AND MCNUGGETS RIGHT NOW BEFORE I EAT YOUR SPINAL FLUIDS.

Frisk: ...

...

Frisk: ...

...Chaaa--

Frisk: ALRIGHT FINE!

Later...

Frisk: I'm only back because some stupid voice wouldn't shut the hell up about McNuggets. So...

Toriel: There is only one way to settle all of this misunderstanding!

Frisk: ...Words?--

Toriel: WITH VIOLENCE! *Fire comes from hands* YA READY, CHILD?!

Frisk: ...Awwww.

Toriel: YAAAAUUUUGH!!!

Frisk: *Act* *Talk* ...

Toriel: NAW! *Attacks*

Frisk: Dammit! C'mon, Goat Mama!

Toriel: FIGHT OR RUN AWAY!

Frisk: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MOM! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND! *Fighting with mom fills you with teenager angst*

Toriel: *Attacks* GRRRUUUUUH!!!

Frisk: ...?! *Mercy*

Toriel: ...*Gasp!* *Thinks* Oh 💩, they found it...

Frisk: *Mercy*

Toriel: ...

Frisk: *Mercy* I love you mommy!

Toriel: Nnnnnu.

Frisk: *Mercy* I no wanna fight you, mommy...

Toriel: Nnnnnnnnu!

Frisk: *Mercy* I need to be free to follow ma dreams, mam!

Toriel: NNUUUUUUUUU.

Frisk: *Mercy* o('^`)o  Pwease...?

Toriel: *Inhales*

Frisk: *Mercy* ...

Toriel: ...

Frisk: ...........IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!--

Toriel: NNNUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! ALRIGHT! FINE!!! FINE... Fine... *Sniff*

Frisk: ...Mama?

Toriel: I want you to stay... But you must go free into the wilderness with your own kind...!

Frisk: ...I'm... Still in the underground-

Toriel: NO! I KNOW!! It's for the best...

Frisk: ...Um-

Toriel: You may die out there and find terrible liars and crooks that will try to kill you cold-blood, BUT YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE INDEPENDENT SOMEDAY!!!

Frisk: ...

Toriel: *Hugs* *Whispers* I love you, my child...

Frisk: UFF! M-mehm...!

Toriel: G-good-bye! *Walks off*

Frisk: Wait...! WAIT! GOAT MOM! NUUUU!

*Gone*

Frisk: (Ω_Ω) Mam...*Sniff* Welp... I MUST VENTURE FORTH! MY DETERMINATION IS STRONG, AND I MUST GO AND SURVIVE! I WILL SURVIVE!!!! I WILL! *Runs out of the Ruins*

Flowey: AYYYYYYY BRUH! SUP-

Frisk: SURVIVAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

Flowey: ...What the fu-

*sshhhhiiIIIIIIIINE*

Frisk: ...?

*Snow*

Frisk: ......

*SNOWSTORM* *COLD*

Frisk: ...I'm gonna f*cking die out here.

...

...💩.

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