Not jokes, but whatever.
Aires=Papyrus~ Aires people are know to be super courageous, optimistic, and generous! They are very energetic about almost everything are always seeking adventure. On the downside, they can be impulsive, self involved, and moody as well as impatient towards things they care about. Otherwise, they work hard to get to their goal no matter what the cost! I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS!!! YOU CAN DO A LITTLE BETTER IF YOU JUST TRY! I PROMISE!!!
Taurus=Toriel~ Being one of the most loyal of the zodiac signs, Tauruses can also be patient, dependable, and generous to others, especially their friends and loved ones. Although on the flip side, they can be SUPER possessive, and stubborn to the ones they dislike. Still, you can always count on them to welcome you with open arms into their hospitality. Want some pie, anyone?
Gemini=Monster Kid~ Geminis tend to be VERY, and I mean VERY energetic. Freedom the key to their growth and helps them adapt easily with anything/anyone with their great imagination and helps them keep their witty and clever mind in tact. They can be devious though, causing them to get into trouble sometimes, as well as being annoyingly impulsive. BUUUT never will it separate them from following Undyne in her footsteps!
Cancer=Mettaton~ Cancers are loved for their loyal and caring personality, always pushing others to do their best in life. Nevertheless, they don't want help. They are found to be moody, self-absorbed, self-pitying, and oversensitive, but that's just because they want to look their best for others. Cancers live for attention from others to put on a great and fabulous show! Also, DEM LEGS!!!
Leo=Asgore~ Leos just want to be friends with everyone. They encourage them, are warm, friendly, and loyal. Towards themselves, they are always confident and ambitious, wanting to try new things. Though, they can be vain and self-centered at times, which can lead to selfish choices (SUCH AS KILLING EVERY HUMAN WHO SETS FOOT IN THE UNDERGROUND!!!) Still, as natural born leaders, Leos will guide others for the sake of humans and monsters alike!
Virgo=Alphys~ Virgos, as quoted from Undyne, are ANALYTICAL!!! They are always precise, reliable, and observant toward the things around them. They are fascinated by life as we know it! But they can be shy and unsure about themselves, leading to a lack of self confidence. And when they're REALLY in a bad mood, they can be cold, fussy, and inflexible. Otherwise, Virgos will always find a way around a problem, whether if it includes DETERMINATION or determination in themselves!
Libra=Frisk~ Libras LIVE for groups of friends, and they do a great job at it! Why? Because they love equality! They are very hospitable and peaceful. Libras can understand people pretty well, even if they don't know them. A little... Too well. It can make them become too easy-going and superficial, as well as cause them to self-manipulate themselves to please others. Still, when everything seems to be going wrong, Libras will fill you with DETERMINATION!
Scorpio=Undyne~ INDEPENDENT. INTENSE. LOYAL. INTENSE. Scorpios like control over things and will do anything in their power to get it their way. This can lead to complicated relationships and uneasiness between their friends. But on the inside, they're a softy. They don't thirst for power, but live for and protect their friends. And they aren't obsessed, but they're PASSIONATE about the things that fascinate them. Extreme loyalty=Extremely awesome captain of the Royal Guard.
Sagittarius=Muffett~ Like Muffett, Sagittariuses make the best choices that benefit those who are close to them, but only with freedom. About 93% of their wisdom is from freedom. They strive to be kind and encouraging to their loved ones and make great friends! Though they can be rejecting to the painful truth and hate mind games, but play them on others to convince them to their own path. But no matter where they go, they bring hope and joy to those around them, that one day, if they keep selling baked goods, the spider clans finally reunite.
Capricorn=Sans~ Capricorns act like the older sibling you never had. They lend a hand when troubles brew and help others back on their feet when they fall down (emotionally). Although they have a warm personality on the outside, they can be mysterious and conceded on the inside, usually expecting nothing else in return when helping someone. If you show them compassion, they just might feel better about opening up to you, as well as be a great friend to have by your side. Can they help you? Of Capri-COURSE they can!
Aquarius=Chara~ You're as cold as ice! Willing to sacrifice our love! Ahem, sorry, I love that song. But that's basically what Aquariuses are: Cold, sarcastic, unemotional, and rebellious. On the inside though, it's a totally different story. They are clever, witty, concerning, and original. Beneath that detached, unemotional shell lies a kindhearted and concerned friend who is willing to go out of their way to help another. They just need to break free, knowing that everyone has got their back!
Pisces=Asriel~ Pisces never want to hurt others, especially the ones they care for. They are always compassionate and devoted to what they love and accepting to others and to themselves. Unfortunately, oversensitiveness comes along with these warming traits, and can cause them to be escapists and somewhat cowardly. But with a kind and determined friend by their side to push them along, Pisces are one of the kindest zodiac signs you could ever come across.
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