This episode was good but it wasn't like crucial or anything, and I kinda wish that slingshot would've spoke english. But thats just my opinion.
So lets start from the beginning, first there was that whole slingshot scene where she stole the guns and jazz. BUT THEN THEY WERE AT ROSALIND'S HOUSE, THE FEELS. The stupid fake president had to do that to Coulson? I WILL FIND HIM, AND I WILL, DESTROY HIM.
Anyways, then there was like the whole thing where Gideon where the one levitate-y guy was like 'He asked for you" then Gideon was all like "He spoke" then the other guy was like "YES". And let me say at one time I thought that Ward was all cute and hot but now he's all like, ew. I know its not REALLY Ward but still, he looked so disturbing.
The scene where Coulson was like "Its ready" BUT THEN FITZ WAS LIKE "WITH EVERTHING THAT HAPPENED WITH WILL," AND IM LIKE FITZ SHUT UP AND GO TO SIMMONS. GO MY LITTLE MONKEY. We can get to the last couple of scenes later.
And that one dude with the crazy-eyes freaked me out man, in the words of a wise woman, "ITS MEDUSA, EXCEPT HE CANT KILL BECAUSE MEN AREN'T AS STRONG AS WOMEN" and no the wise woman isn't me but I am pretty wise if I do say so myself. In the previews I was like DO NOT KILL MY HUNTER, but then I thought and they wouldn't kill him because him and Bobbi get their own show, DUH. but that guy was FRE-KAY.
BUT GAY JOEYS LEAVING. Must. Keep. Calm. MMMMMMMYYYYY BBBAAABBBBYYY!!!! HE CANT GO OUT INTO THE WORLD BY HIMSELF, HE NEEDS DAISY AND MACK AND EVERYONE *cue crying emoji*. If they take him, I need a new inhuman once they take him, BUTTTT HE HAS A QUOTE ON MY MUG (WHICH WAS MADE BY A WISE WOMAN ALSO) HES HAS TO STAY BECAUSE HES ON MY MUG DUH.
Anyways done with that little rant... There were a whole bunch of disturbing things this episode but I think the most disturbing thing was when Ward, should I still even refer to him/it to Ward or Maveth, I don't even know. But when Ward ate like five thousand things of raw meat, like ew. Ever since last Christmas when I got salmonella poisoning Ive been like freaked out about people eating raw stuff, BUT HE/IT ATE IT LIKE AN ANIMAL. And like the tv screens everywhere in his little home was, umm typical Hydra junk *insert crying laughing emoji here*.
I still think that Lincolns insane, DID YOU SEE THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT EPISODE?!?! IT LOOKED LIKE HES ABOUT TO KILL SOMEONE, he used to be like a nice teddy bear, but now he's like a mean, old grizzly bear. Ive never liked Lincoln to be honest, but I do kinda like Laisy, BECAUSE DAISY IS QUEEN!
Anyways onto FitzSimmons, in the words of the same wise woman "It was disappointing and amazing" I mean seriously? Its like playing Pokemon, getting to the final gym leader, but then your brother restarts your game. Now for a quick recap of the moment.
So Jemma finally spits it out,"I miss you, there I said it." Then Fitz turned around and spoke so innocently "Im here." Then Jemma went and gave a whole speech about how theres a lot going on between them and mentions Will's death and THE KISS, ECT. So then she said "Cant we start over?" Then she walked over and stuck her hand out "Im Jemma Simmons, BioChem" Then he sheepishly smiled and shook her hand "Leopold Fitz, Engineering."
THEN I DIED. BECAUSE THE SHIP MUST SAIL, IT MUST!
THEN THE WHOLE THINGY WITH LAISY HAPPENED WHERE SHE WAS LIKE "Do you want to go home too," but he was like "nah". Then they smoochy-smooched, a lot.
And to my favorite part of the episode, PHILINDA! I DONT CARE IF THE SHIP WILL NEVER SAIL I JUST LOVE IT. EVEN IF THEY WERE JUST HAVING DRINKS LIKE UGGHHH. Anyways he has a new hand hahaha. philinda.
Well thats all I can think of right now because I'm so flipping tired. I left the hotel at FOUR FLIPPING THIRTY A.M.. So yeah Im a bit nuts.
HAIL HYDRA
