thunderstruck ⁑ lrh

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"Fred."

"Why, in the flying honey buns--would we name the dog Fred? That's just stupid." Axel exclaimed.

Luke shrugged. "I think it would be a pretty good name."

"No. It's awful. We should name it Captain Muggles."

Luke shook his head wildly. "That's even worse than Fred. What even is a Muggles?"

"I don't know. What even is a Fred?"

"A name. Fred is a name." He sighed exasperatedly.

Axel crossed her arms across her chest, making her stubborn comeback even better. "And Captain Muggles is a name too."

"A sucky name."

"And Fred is a sucky name too. Who would name their dog Fred? That's so stupid."

Luke threw his arms into the air, giving up on Fred. "Fine. What about Max?"

Axel shook her head at him. "Honestly, I can't figure out which one's worse. You're awful at this. Can you please just let me name the dog?"

"If I'm so bad at it, then what's your suggestion?"

"Teddy. We should name him Teddy."

Luke let out a burst of laughter, as if the suggestion was ridiculous. "You've no room to talk. You're just as awful at naming this dog."

Axel shook her head in denial. "Mine are way better than yours. Mine are actual, good dog names."

"I don't know what you're talking about. Max and Fred would be amazing names."

"But they're not. They're awful."

"You have no room to talk. You wanted to name him freaking Teddy. Who does that?"

"I do! I would name a dog Teddy!" Axel screamed.

"What about Sam? Can we name the dog Sam?" Luke screamed at an equally loud volume.

"I actually don't hate it. He could be a hunter: Join the hunt, become a Winchester."

"Um, I don't really think you can become a Winchester. I'm pretty sure you have to be born one."

Axel shook her head in denial. "He could marry into the family. Might not be a Winchester by blood, but he's a Winchester none the less."

Luke shrugged. "I was thinking more Sam Wheat."

"Who the hell is Sam Wheat?"

Luke looked at her, shocked. "You don't know Sam Wheat. Have you never seen Ghost?"

"No. Why would I watch it?"

"It's a classic. You have to watch it." Luke said, pulling her back to the couch, the one they'd been sitting on earlier.

"Do I have to watch it?" Axel whined from her cross-legged position, watching, as Luke turned on the T.V. and found the movie on Netflix.

After receiving no reply, she gave up on the fighting. "So, just to clarify...we are naming the dog, Sam, right?"

"Yeah. But it's after Sam Wheat."

Axel shook her head. "No, it's definitely after Sam Winchester. Winchesters will always beat your lame movie people."

Luke looked at her, quite offended by her word choice. "You do not diss Sam Wheat like that. He was played by Patrick Swayze and Patrick Swayze is life."

"Sam Winchester is my life." She mumbled before pulling a blanket over her lap.

"Just shut up. The movie's on now."