HOW TO: NIMCOMPOPERLASS
1) BBQ a strawberry inside a balloon
2)3) Bake fudge with the following recipe: robin's egg, goat milk, freshly squeezed October apple cider, essential oil of dictionary socks, and ur grandcat's knitting bat, and the world's last Adidas chocolate
4) Watch a death scene of a puppy without crying/frowning/talking/wiping ur eye sweat (come on...I DOUBLE CAT DARE U)
5) Watch a Disney movie while fishing ur calculus teacher around the a Pillow of Doom
6) AFTER COMPLETING THE STEPS, WEAR UR MUSTACHE SHIRT WHILE GOING TO little whinging, YO.
7) congratulations. U r now an official member of the NIMCOMPOPERLASS💆💃
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