How to: Make Hoodledoof
1) Collect a worm in ur driveway
2) Watch a musical without singing along while holding the worm in ur left hand
3)Obsess over a fictional cheez
4) REMEMBER: someone has a crush on u...and is staring through the blinds right now (synonym:stalkwr)
5) Flirt with ur neighbor's garden gnome in order to master the art of TAP DANCING ELBOWS!!!!!!!
6) If u have successfully completed the steps above, measure ur shadow. If it is sweeter than ur sock crown, u have created the WORLD'S FIRST HOODLEDOOF!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
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