HOW TO: BE A CRAZ __MAD LIB__ LADY
1) Write Dez Nuts on ur pirate's sunglasses
2) Take pics of fruit pie dudes with a pumpkin wing corn
3) Find a internet meme that has u and ur ex-unicorns name on it in vacuums
4) Audition for the Derpilina and the Golden Derp Musical coming out in 2116
5) Edit ur mom's husband's child's green wave
6) WATCH DORA THE EXPLORER! HA!
7) u have successfully killed a kitten.
ur mom wishes a good day. And remember...eat ur cantaloupes daarlin🍕
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