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Gary looked at Linda, 5 months ago this would have been heaven for him, sitting in a boat with his crush, in the ocean, with no land (or much of anything) in sight. But, things have changed.

"Dammit Linda, stop paddling that way, we want to go north, not south!!!"

"No Gary, i want to go south!!! the nearest jewelry store is that way!!!"

"But i want to see the AFL!!! It's on in 2 hours!!!"

"GARY!!! STOP MAKING THIS BOAT DYSFUNCTIONAL!!!"


...5 months earlier... 

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