Daughter: Uh daddy, I got suspended
Dad: WTH? WHAT DID YOU DO?
Daughter: Well my ex. Bf was being a d*** so I told him off and he said "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" So I grabbed a dictionary, threw it at him and said "HOWS THAT FOR WORDS NOT HURTING YOU BI***!" and ran away
Dad: That's totally my daughter! I will be right there
