My STUPID Journal

if i were a boy...

i'd probably be gay, a twink, use the shampoo onision uses, and get fucked by every single person who uses strawberry flavored shampoo. 

Why? because bitch i respect u if u use that plus i really like twilight (the books) and i'd really like to imagine u as anna kendrick (she tried out for Bella) cuz shes hot af 

Oh and i'd also imagine u as jacob from twilight cuz hes also hot af like im not even gonna lie

i'd masturbate like all the damn time

read a whole bunch a yaoi with male characters x reader

masturbate some more

then become famous

also i'd try to get troye AND connor franta to also do the secks with me. Maybe even do a threesome cuz thatd be kinda cool as well

oh id like to be like 19 so yea this will be legal

if ur surprised im not legal then like... go rethink ur life i made that pretty obvious

i'd run away to live in LA so i could become a pornographer and a male stripper at a gay/bisexual stripper club to make lots of money. thats actually a good plan

become a youtuber and viner so i can get even more money

then im going to marry jensen ackles or andy biersack (only because hes hot i dont listen to his music) and then become the first female president at age 35 cuz i'd be really good at it

honestly i have no clue why i made this im completely bored atm