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A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP.THEN,HE SAW AN ENVELOPE,PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE PILLOW.
IT WAS ADDRESSED,'DAD'.WITH THE WORST PREMONITION,HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER,WITH TREMBLING HANDS.
DEAR,DAD.IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I AM WRITING YOU.I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND,BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH YOU AND MUM.
I HAVE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH STACY.SHE IS SO NICE,BUT I KNEW YOU WOULD NOT APPROVE OF HER BECAUSE OF HER TATTOOS,PIERCING AND TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES,AND BECAUSE SHE IS SO MUCH MORE OLDER THAN I AM
BUT ITS NOT THE ONLY PASSION,DAD.SHE IS PREGNANT.STACY SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY.SHE OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS,AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.WE SHARE A DREAM OF HAVING MANY MORE CHILDREN
STACY OPENED MY EYES TO A FACT THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE.WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNE FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSSTASY WE WANT
IN THE MEANTIME,WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT STACY CAN GET BETTER.SHE SURE DESERVES IT!
DON'T WORRY DAD I'M 15 AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR MANY GRANDCHILDREN
LOVE,YOUR SON,JOSHUA
P.S DAD NONE OF THE ABOVE IS TRUE.IM OVER AT JASON'S HOUSE.I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN THE SCHOOL REPORT THAT'S ON THE KITCHEN TABLE.CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME!!
