11- Newtmas

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Me: hi

Stiles: hiya

Me: what's up?

Stiles: the ceiling

Me: fck you

Stiles: you wish ;)

Me: I know

Stiles: wait what

Me: anywayyyy, how's life?

Stiles: it's good. I guess. I mean, weird things happen here but, yeah.

Me: talking about weird things.... The other day my grandma tripped over a dog and she yelled at it and then the owner smacked her with a sandwich and now gran is at the hospital.

Stiles: waiT WHAT

Me: oh, and the dog bit her toe

Stiles: holy crap

Me: I know right!

Stiles: it's funny

Me: haha

Me: blOODY HELL I JUST HIT MY PINKY TOE OWW

Stiles: that sucksssss.... Wait, are you British?

Me: yeh, but I've lived here since like, 8 years ago

Stiles: awesome! That's grate :) I've always wanted to go there

Me: great*********

Me: gtg, book club

Stiles: book club? 😂

Me: yeah, we're reading the Maze Runner Trilogy

Stiles: I love those books! Newt is my favorite.

Me: I'd marry Newt.

Stiles: Newtmas
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I AM NEWTMAS AF,, THIS IS SO BAD IM SORRY

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