Its Me And You *Book 1*

Chapter 13: Deez Niggas

August POV
I woke up da' next mornin wita splittin ass headache. I ain' get home til like 2 sumn. I was uffed up. I heard multiple voices downstairs.

Damn why niggas always ova hea'. I mean dey do have dey own homes and shidd. But dey always ova hea' in ma' shidd.

Smh.

I went downstairs an' saw da' women an' Onika in da' kitchen. Da' fellas was in da' livin room watchin sumn on tv. But da' tv was too loud. I can't deal wit dat rite na'.

"Aye foo! Turn dat shidd down." I yelled massagin ma' temples.

"Damn nigga how you gon wake up makin commands." Tyga laughed.

"Bcuz due to you mfs I got dis major ass headache."

"Well Good Mornin AuggiePooh." Jordin exclaimed.

"Mornin babyeh." I went ova an' kissed ha' cheek. "Mornin ladies. And Onika." I smiled.

"So I ain't considered a lady August?"

"Not in dis house."

"Aug-"

"Awe man don't start its too early for that y'all come on na'." Coco said.

"Right besides... didn't you say you had a headache. Uh-huh. Right." Jordin stated.

Damn I hate when she rite. I walked ova ta' da' refrigerator an' got a bottle of wata'. Den I ruslted thu' ma' cabinets ta' see if a nigga had sum aspirin or sumn. Bcuz I cant deal wita headache all day. It ain't gon happ'n capn'.

I found some an' took two. Den I looked ova on da' stove to see what dey was cookin. Sausage, grits an' eggs. Mane an' it look good.

I wrapped ma' arms 'round Jordin waist an' put ma' chin on ha' shoulda'. I kissed it repeatedly.

"Nu-uh baby. You see I'm tryna cook." She smiled.

"I know babyeh but I can always jus' have you fa' breakfast." I smirked.

"An' what about them?"

"Dey will be okay." I said plantin a kiss on ha' colla' bone.

"Boy you play now go away so I can finish." She laughed.

"Fine I'm ghost."

I walked in da' livin room wit da' fellas. An' deez niggas was up in hea' watchin Animal Channel.😂 I sat down laughin.

"What?" Chris asked confused.

"Cuz yall up in hea' watchin Animal Planet." I kept laughin.

"Yea you laughin, but this is sum educational stuff." Trey answered dazed inta' da' tv shakin his head.

"Aye y'all breakfast is ready." Coco told us.

"Bet!" We all said. You don't play wita nigga bout his food.

We got up an' sat in da' dinning room waitin fa' our plates. An' all of it looked gud! Mane let me tell ya' dey throws down in da' kitchen.

Midget have me ma' plate.

Ciara gave Chris's his.

An' Onika gave Trey his plate. He glared at ha' den rolled his eyes.

Err'body was sittin down an' enjoyin' dey food. But ma' phone rang. I looked at da' calla' ID, scoffed an' straight ignored dat shidd. I ain' got time fa' ha'. Not ta'day.

"Who was that?" Jordin asked.

"Jasmine hoein ass." I stated bluntly.

I saw Jordin tense up.

"Chill babe. I'm all yo's. Ya' ain' gotta worry bout ha'." I smiled.

"I know that don't stop me from not likin her." She rolled her eyes.

I chuckled. She so cute when she mad.😊

"Bruh y'all goals!" Onika chessed.

Well if she'd stop bein a thot she could proli get deez goals.

"You wanna tell'em?" Tyga asked.

Coco jus' smiled an' looked down at ha' plate. "You can tell'em." She said.

"Tell us what?" Chris said.

"Well..." Coco smiled.

"Well what?! Spit it out!" Trey stated. He so impatient. He need ta' sit his short-tempered ass down.

"Coco's pregnant." Tyga said very happily. He smiled harder dan' I've ever seen him smile befo'.

"Thats wats up!" Chris said as he applauded.

"Congrats mane! Ya happy?" I asked.

"I'm happy then mung!" He put his hand on ha' belly. "My first chile."

"Hol' up. The baby's his?" Trey asked.

"Yea?" Coco raised one eyebrow an' da' otha' went down.

"Well I hope the baby look like you. Cuz Tyga is ugly mf!" Trey said while still stuffin his face. This foo hea'.

"Fuck you Trey! Nigga you just mad cuz you wasn't built like this."

"Naw famm. I'm happy! That I wasn't built like that. Then I wouldn't get no girls. Cuz I'd be ugly as hell."

"You see allis sexiness rite here? I know you jealous."

"Mane wateva." He rolled his eyes.

I can't deal wit deez niggas. Dey sumn else.

Smh.😂

Here's the update. Excuse mistakes plz. Much love.😘💋

-Jae😙💙