❝ WHY SO SERIOUS? ❞ k.th | b.jh

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YOONJI

"jeong yoonji." i introduced. more like, i boringly said. the teacher told me to sit at the very back and beside the window.

ugh, i know what will happen because there's an empty seat beside me. someone will seat beside me and they'll talk until they can not talk no more. i mean, that's just plain annoying. it's like you're just wasting your saliva talking about shits that i don't even give a single fuck about it.

i don't even know if they're being a friendly person or just a person who annoys everybody by their machinegun mouths. i'd rather kiss a toilet seat than to seat beside a bitchy annoying person and hear their stupid shits.

i just wish that my seatmate isn't bad as i imagined.

the teacher, or ms. lee was introducing when suddenly, the door opened and we saw a boy out of breath and he is sweating really bad.

"s-sor-ry i'm late. didn't i get the worm? because early bird gets the worm. BADUM TSS." there was a moment of silence but then, the students started laughing their asses off. seriously? what's so funny? that joke is too corny to me and it's not even funny.

ms. lee laughed too. or maybe just a chuckle. but still what the hell is wrong with them? am i the only one who didn't  laughed?

the guy introduced himself and ms. lee gestured him to go and sit next to me.

WAIT?! NEXT TO ME!?

oh fuck no.

what if i didn't said those words in my mind?! those "i'd-rather-kiss-a-toilet-seat-than-to-seat-beside-a-bitchy-annoying-person" words!

i mean- ugh! fuck this.

"hello. my name is kim-- kim taehyung!" why the hell is this guy speaking in english?

"y-yah! uh- shit down! shit down." the taehyung guy commanded a student infront of us who just stood up.

i heard giggles and i can not fucking believe this.

do they actually think that it's funny?

ms. lee scolded us all, that if we disturb her talking, we'll be in detention.

•••

it was lunch time and basically, when i'm new or old at a school, i will fricking eat lunch at the rooftop wether they like it or not. well of course i choose and entroll at a school that has rooftops.

when i ordered my lunch at the canteen, i immediately when straight in the rooftop. to be honest, i don't even have a friend. since preschool. but i once had a childhood friend. i don't remember his name anymore but i used to call him mushroom because of his ugly haircut. i used to laugh and talk to everyone when i was young, but now, that attitude of me disappeared. it's like i'm the opposite right now.

minutes later, finally, i'm at the rooftop. the weather is not too cold nor too hot. it's a normal weather and i'm good with it.

and if it rains, i have nothing to worry about because i can always have lunch at the music room. there are two places i can choose. either the rooftop or the music room. i love playing piano when i was a kid and i still love it until now.

when i was a kid, my dream was becaming a musician, but i think, now, that dream of mine changed. i don't even now what to do right now instead of studying.

i started eating my lunch as i look into the sky it's so bright and the atmosphere is so peaceful-

"oh i will eat here okay taehyung will eat here." that fucking guy again?!

i was about to stand up and hide but it was too late. he fucking saw me and he's like an idiot smiling for no reason.

"oh! you're my seatmate! and now, you're my lunchmate! hahaha!" he said, then laughing. he seems to noticed that i didn't laugh at his "jokes" so he stopped laughing.

"hory-- oh my God! you did not laugh!" he said, shocked. like he almost dropped his lunch.

"why would i? nothing's even funny." i said with a serious face. like seriously, he looks like an idiot talking non-sense words! those weren't even consider as jokes for me.

"but i--"

"please, ta-taeyun- oh, taehyun? tae--"

"taehyung."

"yeah. taehyung, if you're just going to annoy me and ruin my day, i'm asking you to just please leave me alone." i asked calmly so he could get the fuck out of here before i explode and scream at his face.

"new girl! i swear, someday, i will make you laugh!" he shouted like a kid.

"let's make a deal, if you couldn't make me laugh within the end of the school year, you have to wear a bra for a month. but if you did made me laugh--"

"i will kiss you in the lips!"

what the hell?! but... huh. as if he can make me laugh. i'm sure he'll surrender within a couple of days.

"deal." i seriously said. he smirked and left. what the hell? he better not tickle me because that's cheating. i'm bad at those i can laugh anytime!

i called him again and he came back, i told him that the rules are, he can not physically do something to make me laugh, and other stuffs besides that he can only use his "magical" and "funny" words to make me laugh.

watch out kim taehyung. i swear, you'll be wearing a pink hello kitty bra for a month.

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+ a/n:
lol well this sucks. and i know in real life, if you said those "jokes"(kinda) no one will fucking laugh at your jokes. well maybe except for those who has a crush on you or those people who is just so happy that their jaw might fall off by laughing to much!