>>lets just pretend that you and Ron are NOT dating... Lets say youre his younger sister<<
Ron sat up straight and pressed the record button on the camera.
"Why hello there. Im Ron Weasley. Ive never used a dating site like this before, but my sister told me i should try this one, whynotdateme.com. so, why not date me?" he laughs a little at his joke. "Uh, i enjoy people, and knowledge, "
You walk in and listen to what hes saying.
"Uh, Ron?" you ask.
"Oh, hi Y/N."
"What are you doing?"
"Making a video for whynotdateme.com"
"Give me the remote"
He hands you the remote thats hooked up to the camera, and you press stop. Then you give your older brother a long look. His hair was combed, and he was wearing a button down shirt that was tucked into his nicest jeans.
"Youre doing this all wrong"
"Whadya mean?" he asks.
"Youre not being you" you slap his arm.
"Lets just untuck this" you say as you pull his shirt out of his pants.
"Aaaand undo these" you undo the first three buttons on his shirt.
"And your hair needs a little bit of this" you ruffle his hair. "There"
A couple seconds pass before you look down at your hands. They were all goopy.
"Ron...?"
"Yea"
"What did you put in your hair?"
"Chicken fat"
Your eyes grow huge as you rush to the kitchen sink.
"Thats disgusting, Ron. Really gross."
