Ted Cruz

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It's pretty obvious that Ted Cruz isn't a good person. For starters he is a republican. But did you know he is something far worse? Ted Cruz is actually the zodiac killer. I know that sounds crazy BUT I have evidence.

EXAMPLE 1:

Ted Cruz and the Zodiac killer look eerily similar, old Teddy just took off his glasses and decided to become a republican

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Ted Cruz and the Zodiac killer look eerily similar, old Teddy just took off his glasses and decided to become a republican.

Now I know what you're thinking,"but the zodiac killer started killing before Ted Cruz was born"

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Now I know what you're thinking,"but the zodiac killer started killing before Ted Cruz was born". It's true that the zodiac killer first killed in 1968 and Ted Cruz CLAIMS he was born in 1970 but I have evidence that he is actually a vampire. And that he got his powers from the illuminati.

EXAMPLE 2:

look at him

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look at him. Littered in triangles, the sign of the illuminati, truly disgusting but a true depiction of this "man"

 Littered in triangles, the sign of the illuminati, truly disgusting but a true depiction of this "man"

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 15, 2016 ⏰

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