My Nigga , My Nerve ( Book 1 )

Wtf Is Up ?

He Walked Into The Living Room . He Sat On The Couch And Sighed Like He Did Some Type Of Work .. Wait This Nigga Trying To Say My 128.5 Lb Self Is Heavy ?

He Rested His Head Back On The Couch And Got Comfy . I Stepped Into My Living Room And Just Shook My Head .

I Walked Over To Him So That I Was Standing Infront Of Him . I Climbed Into His Lap So Now I Was Straddling Him . He Didn't Even Move Or Open His Eyes .. Oh Yeah ? Alright .

I Wrapped My Hands Around His Throat . That Got His Attention ! He Just Looked At Me .

" Next Time You Drop Me , Ima Bust A Cap In Ya Ass " I Say In His Voice When He Dead Serious .

He Couldn't Do Nothing But Laugh . He Simply Wrapped His Hands Around My Waist . He Looked At Me Again And Chuckled .

" I Aint Worried Bout Nun " He Says

" Hannnnnn " I Finish .

We Laugh . Just For The Hell Of It I Wrap My Arms Around His Neck And Lay My Head In The Crook Of His Neck . Im Tired As Heck .

" Raise Up Bae , I Gotta Piss " He Says .

Unfortunately I Didn't Hear Him . So I Just Laid There In My Same Position .

Troy Is Not One That Likes To Repeat Himself So He Lifts Me Up Of Him And Lays Me On The Couch .

He Caught Me By Surprise When He Grabbed My Legs Stretched Them Out And Pushed Them All The Way So That My Toes Touched The Part Of The Couch Above Me Head . He Did Both My Legs Like That , Twisting Them Up In The Process .

" Owwwwwwww ..... Troy Stop That Hurts . Let Go You Freaking Moron " I Say Laughing . Im A Bit Of A Pain Freak So It Didn't Really Bother Me .

" Next Time You Decide To Choke Me , You Better Make Sure You Kill Me Or That's Ya Ass " He Says Giving My Legs One Last Pressure Press Before He Let Go And Walking Off With A Satisfied Smile On His Face .

" Asswipe " I Said As I Threw The Pillow At Him That Was Behind My Head .

I Gotta Trick For That Ass , I Think To Myself .

I Got Up And Followed Him To The Kitchen . I Snuck Up On Him And Back Handed His Cheek When He Finally Turned Around . His Fast Reflexes Kicked In . He Tried To Slap Me Back ....... Missed !

" Get Ya Reflexes Up My Boy , You Know Im Martin Pain Jr . " I Say With My Martin Lawrence Look .

He Laughs .

" Get Yo Lil Head Ass Outta Here With That Man " . He Say Smiling .

" Bitches Be Like I Ain't Hating Cause My Girlfriend A Comedian And Im Lame As Fuck " . I Say Walking Past Him To The Cabinet . I Laughed Knowing He Was Behind Me Looking Like E.T Or Some Shit !

" Stop Playing With Me Lil Girl " . He Says Smacking My Ass With Them Big Ass Hefty Hands Of His .

"Do It Again ... I Done Told You Bout That Troy . That Shit Hurt " I Say Rubbing My Butt . Playful Ass ..

He Walks To The Fridge And Open It . He Grabs A Gatorade . Not Even Just A Gatorade But My Favorite , Blue Gatorade .

" Put My Stuff Back Fatass , Yours Is In The Draw " I Say .

" Nahhh This Mines . Yours In The - " .

He Stops Talking . He Looking Around Like He Hear Something . I Listen But Don't Hear Anything . Wait Why Am I Listening For Shit . This Nigga Need An Evaluation I Don't Even Know Why Im Following His Dumbass .

"Troy Put My S- "

" Sshhhhh " . He Says Looking At Me For A Split Second Then Back Out Of The Kitchen . I Swear For M&M's This Boy Is Fucking Slow ? Tomorrow Im Going To Sign Him Up For A Check . Seriously ... !

" Troy What Th- "

" Shut Up Chy " He Says .

I Just Roll My Eyes And Walk Past Him And Out Of My Kitchen Before I Stab Me A Bitch . Hmphhh . I Walk Past The Stairs & That's When I Hear Im Guessing What He Was Trying To Figure Out .

" Troy " I Whisper .

" Cheyenne If I Tell Y- "

" Shut The Hell Up And Come Here " I Say .

He Peaks Round The Corner Then Spots Me . He Comes To Stand Next To Me ...... Scary Ass Cat

" You Hear It Too " He Asks Me .

" No Im Just Standing Here , Smelling Yo Hot Ass Breathe Cause I Aint Got Shit Else To Do " I Say . Like Really Dude What Kind Of Question Is That ?

He Mushed Me On The Side Of My Head And Smiled

" Slick Ass " He Says .

" Duhhhh . My Name Is Martin Pa- "

We Hear The Noise Again . But This Time It's More Rapid And Clearer . I Look At Him , He Look At Me .

My Mind Trying To Play Tricks On Me . I Need To Stay Away From Troy Slow Ass . Many Thoughts Came To My Head . I Pushed Them Far Back . Nahhh Can't Be ..... There's No Way ....

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