Welcome Back To Weirdmageddon | Bill Cipher X Reader

2: Finding The Statue

You thought about it for a little while. Since you actually lived in Oregon, why not? "Okay, sure! And by the way, you're not going to actually tell me where it's at, are you? Come on, Cipher, that isn't like you at all," you said. You then heard him chuckle and say, "Alright, alright, ya got me! I'll just be giving you some hints." You raised an eyebrow and shrugged.

"Okay, also I have two questions for you. One, why choose me? And two, can't you show yourself to me? It's like I'm talking to air or something." You squinted your eyes. Bill sighed and then appeared in front of you, but he was all ghostly-like. You blinked at him, and in return he gave you a weird look.

"Why the hell are you looking at me like that?" he asked. "Oh, um..." You looked away for a moment before looking back at him. "So are you gonna answer my other question?" Bill raised his eyebrow. "What—oh! That! Yeah, the whole reason was because of the other meat sacks. They didn't get anything at all. And so, I saw you, I knew how smart ya were." From the way he was looking at you now, you could tell he was smirking—if he had a mouth. You just nodded. Yeah, you were pretty smart, but you didn't always have straight A's. But you went along with it.

"Okay then, well...we should just start tomorrow then," you said with a sigh, catching Bill off guard. "What?" he asked. "Bill, I'm really tired. I think all of this can wait until tomorrow." You yawned, stretched before rubbing your eyes. "I don't have school." You added. Bill crossed his arms and pouted. "Fine! But I'm waking you up early!" You just shrugged, "Fine by me." You turned off your laptop and headed for your room. "Goodnight, Bill." You then got into your pajamas and got into bed.

≫ The Next Morning ≪

"Hey, psst! Kid! Wake up!" You heard Bill whisper, but you didn't bother waking up. You just groaned and turned on your side. "Just five more minutes, Bill." Bill was annoyed now—until he had an idea. He snapped his fingers, and a bucket of water appeared over you. He snapped his fingers again, and the bucket of water tipped all over you, making you jolt up and gasp from the coldness. Bill laughed at your reaction, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Oh man! You should've seen the look on your face!" he laughed more. You looked at him, now pissed, and threw your wet pillow at him, forgetting that he was a ghost. This made Bill laugh even more. "Ha! Missed!" he said. Before you could say anything, your dad walked in and saw you soaked.

"What happened? Why are you all wet?" he asked, a little confused. You turned your head and looked at him, not knowing what to say. But you had an idea. You decided to lie, even though you really hated lying to your parents. "Um, you know those kids who kept picking on me in school?" Your dad's confused expression changed to an angry one.

"Did those kids come through your window and pour water on you again?!" He asked and You nodded. "Yep, they did...and I ended up chasing them off..." You lied again. Your dad stormed down the stairs. "I have had it with those damn kids!" This led to your parents arguing and then leaving the house to talk with their parents. You shut your door and sighed, sliding down against it.

"Nice save, kid!" Bill said, making you your eyes. "I'm going to be in so much trouble...they'll find out that I lied..." You knitted your eyebrows worriedly. "Relax, kiddo! If they lie and say they never did it, nobody will believe them! Those brats can't be trusted! They're bullies, remember?" Bill had a point, and you agreed. At that moment, the weight lifted off your chest. You got up off the floor, turned on your laptop, and started searching for the statue again.

Bill gave you some hints, and you took note of where to look. When you finally knew where it was, you left the house and went to that exact spot. Once you found it, you were happy. You stared at it for a second, but Bill couldn't wait. "Well? Whatcha waiting for, kid? Shake my hand~" You looked at Bill and then back at the statue as you got on your knees and began reaching for it. Your hands shook.

You closed your eyes, bracing for the worst. When your hand finally connected to the statue's hand, nothing happened.

Opening your eyes again, you stared at it, blinking a few times before looking back to the spot where Bill was. "Bill, nothing happened—" only to see that he wasn't there anymore. Until you heard an echoey laugh and got up off the ground, backing up until your back hit a tree.

A bright white flash caused you to close your eyes again and shielded your face with your arm. A wind began to blow strongly as everything started to change into Gravity Falls. Once the white light blasted, you were knocked out unconscious.

"Oh! Gravity Falls, it's good to be BACK!! THE WORLD IS MINE AGAIN AND THIS TIME I'LL MAKE SURE NO ONE WILL STOP ME!!" Bill yelled, laughing.