After the most romantic experience of you life you take Bill to school and thought that nothing bad would happen. You and Bill go to lunch period everyone especially your best friend avoided you because of Bill you wondered why but then you saw Bill over near the utensils you run over to him to see what he was up to. "Oh hi (Y/N) I didn't know that every mysterious place had these- uh, what are these called again?" Bill seemed confused what the name of the objects stuck into his body were you replied with a terrified look " Forks Bill there called Forks." "That's right I totally knew that". You roll your eyes and smile "Bill, is that painful?" Your concern made him laugh "Of course it is its well...HILARIOUS!!" He laughed some more until you pulled the Forks out of his hand and leg and back. "Bill why the hell do you think pain is hilarious?!"