Forever Love Sick

An Open Letter to All (Screw Romance movies)

Dear "Love, Rosie", Dear "Just Friends"

Dear all version of "Friends with Benefits"

I'm sick of your sappy, sweet bullshit

Girls and boy can be platonic friends

Couples don't always get together in the end

The first person to fall in love isn't always the girl

By the way no one wakes up with perfect curls

Has anyone of you fallen in love with your best friends? Huh assholes?

I'm sick of you loving looks, lacking dialogue, and your gigantic plot holes

Where do you these "deep feelings" come from? Like what the fuck?

Your endings are less likely than being hit by a truck

Why do your one million white Cinderellas made me feel less pretty?

There are other races out there. Have you been to a city?

Do you hurt me on purpose?

Why do you follow the same routines? Why do you always end with a kiss?

Why do you...make me feel like I failed

You make it seem like I should have given him more time

That he'd find me in New York at midnight

Dear "Blue Valentine", Dear "The Fault in our Stars"

Dear "He's Just Not that into You"

Your characters cry and I do too

You remind me sometimes love only has one side

That you can't always be with the one on your mind

Because every other movie tells me he should be mine

They tell me to run the bright red lights

What idiots write these stupid scripts

It's like Disney wrote all this shit

Did you eat sparkly cupcakes and drink the Kool-Aid?

While writing this unrealistic shit

How do I even sign this poem?

"Love Penelope" isn't exactly where it's goin'

Maybe I could say hey

fuck you have a shitty day

Fuck you,

Penny

P.S Dear "One Day" Thank you for giving me strength to walk away. Also how fucking dare you!