Effie at 11:23pm
My best guy friend is such a dick
Mic at 11:23pm
What happened?!
Effie at 11:24pm
He sent me a fucking snapchat of his dick. -.-
Mic at 11:24pm
AWKWARDDDD
Effie at 11:31pm
It's not the first time and it probably won't be the last. He's lucky he moved to Philadelphia, otherwise I'd kick his ass
Mic at 11:32pm
That is gross. I'm just saying.
Effie at 11:34pm
I know. I cuss him out every time but it doesn't seem to sink in.
Mic at 11:34pm
Does he like you or something?
Effie at 11:35pm
He did at one point in time but I don't think he does anymore. Not that he would have told me anyway.
Mic at 11:36pm
I dated my best friend, he liked me for a year before I finally gave him the chance. I couldn't take it anymore, I broke up with him.
Effie at 11:38pm
Oh I love him. I would have dated him, except I would have been his rebound and I didn't want to be used. So. But he did take me on a date for my birthday (:
Mic at 11:39pm
DAWHHHHH <3 My best friend wrote me poems telling me how much he loved me and all. And guess what?
Effie at 11:40pm
He turned into a monkey?
Mic at 11:40pm
No, he turned gay.
Effie at 11:40pm
Damn. That was my second guess.
Mic at 11:41pm
We're still close as we use to be, it's just different. Like, we kiss and all, but it's nothing like that.
We're just best friends.
Effie at 11:45pm
Huh. I need a boyfriend.
Mic at 11:45pm
I do too.
Effie at 11:47pm
I'm talking to this guy, Matthew, but we work opposite schedules. Like. He's at work when I'm still sleeping/waking up and I go to work when he gets off and he goes to bed when I get home from work and its just not going to work out at this rate.
Mic at 11:47pm
It will come around if it's suppose to happen.
Effie at 11:49pm
I don't know. He's cute and all but I don't think it'll be anything more than friends. But I'm okay with that. I don't want anything super long term. Just cute. Since I'm moving and all.
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The Legit Conversation of Effie and Mic
No FicciónLife is funnier at 4 am. Or 2 am. Or midnight. It doesn't really matter the time when it comes to these two authors. If they knew what they were doing, maybe they'd be stand up comedians. But instead they're authors and they decided to share their c...
