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Kevin's Revenge

Back in the cul-de-sac, the kids were preparing themselves to hunt down the Eds. Rolf stacked a bunch of his belongings on Wilfred as Sarah and Jimmy made there picnic lunch, and Jonny tried not to look noticeable throughout the neighborhood.

Little did any of the kids know, Jonny had a secret melon fortress built up in a tree. He was planning to hunt down the Eds and bring them down with melon power. He remembered when he played that shtick, all the kids enjoyed it and wouldn't stop talking about him.

If he got there first then all the kids would really appreciate him. Maybe his and Plank's loner days would come to an end.

Kevin and Nazz were just going off on his bike when they heard someone yelling.

"It's melon time!!" Jonnny yelled bouncing off from all the houses in his melon costume.

Kevin ignored him and just kept biking.

Nazz wondered how Jonny was even going to get to the Eds. None of them had a clue to where they went.

She put that thought aside and smiled at Kevin. He was too focused on the road to notice her. Late in the spring they started going out. It turned out if she didn't act as smart as she was, he took like to her. The act was getting tiring, but these past months with Kevin had been the best.

A fly smashed into her face. She kept her cool and just flicked it off. Until even more flies started covering her face with their guts.

"Natures so gross, Kev! These bugs are, like, freaking me out!" she wailed in the most dramatic voice she could make.

"Get a grip, Nazz!" Kevin shouted. "This rage train isn't stopping until I thump those three twerps!"

Kevin turned hid eyes back to the road only to have a swarm of flies hit their faces. Their vision was blinded by the bug guts. Kevin's bike steered out of control making them crash into a peach shed. The two landed in a small field just outside of Peach Creek.

"Ow, that hurt!" Nazz said aloud as she cracked her back.

"Oh man, I'm so sorry!" Kevin shouted.

Nazz's heart fluttered. She loved when Kevin tried to make her feel better. "Oh, i'm okay."

Kevin ran towards her with his arms open. Nazz did the same ready to feel safe against his warm body.

"It was totally my fault!"

Nazz looked up. Kevin was practically crying over his wrecked bike. He heaved it up and immediately began repairing it. Nazz's heart plunged into a fire for a second, but decided to keep her cool. It wasn't the first time he chose the bike over her.

"Hello? Remember me?" she said acting all sweet.

Kevin looked up at the road in front of them. "Nazz, we need to figure out where those foul ups took off to and head them off. I'm pretty sure they won't be heading back to the cul-de-sac. Not after what they did."

"That's be the last thing they'd do. They're, like, such cowards."

"Good one, Nazz." Kevin laughed.

Nazz's cheeks grew hot. He liked her witty comments. He looked at her again with that endearing look. "Say, you got one of those hairpin things?"

"Totally!" She said with a little too much energy.

"Cowards run and hide, right? Do who's the one person in the world that Eddy trusts besides his two loser pals?"

There was hardly anybody that Eddy could trust. Everyone was always mean to him even if he didn't do anything. In a way, Nazz almost felt bad for him. Living in a world where he was hated every day had to be hard.

"What about his brother?" Nazz asked.

"That little twerp wouldn't have the... that's it!" Kevin shouted. "They're going to Eddy's brother's place." Kevin gathered Nazz and hugged her against his warm body. "Nazz, you're awesome, babe."

Before Nazz would hug him back, Kevin threw her off of him.

"Hold it! Eddy's brother will murder us if he finds out we're after his little brother!" Kevin fixed up the last of his bike in the blink of an eye. "We're wasting time! We gotta get those dorks before they get there. If they get there before we get there they'll never get theirs."

"What?" Nazz asked trying to gather that tongue twister.

"Forget it. We gotta go!"

Kevin biked off, but his front wheel was dented making it hard to bike like a normal one.

Eddy would see the day his brother nearly hit him with his car. He was only five years old riding his little bike. He just made out Eddy's brothers face. He would never forget that maniacal look in his eyes. And that was the only time he saw him. Because that was the night he left. Along with his mother. His Dad knew they were better off living in the suburbs, but his mom didn't.

Kevin hated Eddy for ruining his life. He was going to give him the pounding of a lifetime.