DalKenzie Oneshots [Dalton Rapattoni x MacKenzie Bourg]

• giggle fits •

"Okay, next question," the man filming Dalton for his livestream spoke. "What do you look for in a girl?"

    Dalton kept a straight face, answering the question sarcastically in order to avoid it, until MacKenzie started laughing behind the camera. Dalton pursed his lips together to try to stop himself from smiling, but MacKenzie's obnoxious laugh had definitely been picked up now by the camera, so he snorted, starting to laugh too.

    "Well done," the camera man said, turning the camera to face MacKenzie. "Why did you laugh when he said that?"

    MacKenzie tried to stop laughing, failing miserably [drastically, and then i crash dramatically, into a wALL sorry i'm tøp trash] and continuing to laugh his ass off.

    Dalton was laughing so hard no sound was even coming out, his eyes watering as he attempted to calm down and breathe.

    "I'll just-" MacKenzie tried to speak inbetween laughs. "Go. Here," he managed to say, turning the chair he was currently sat in around to face the wall, and sat back down, shoulders shaking.

    Dalton wiped his eyes, breathing heavily as he tried to focus on the livestream.

    "What are your tattoos?" The camera man read aloud. Dalton smiled, rolling up his sleeves.

    "This one's an arrow, but we're not gonna talk about that. This is a flower, because flowers are pretty-"

    MacKenzie let out a hyena laugh, leaning over in his chair, trying to calm down. Dalton started laughing at himself, trying to not pay attention to MacKenzie, who was practically shitting himself with laughter in his chair.

The camera guy sighed. "One more question," he announced, reading the screen. "...Dalton, would you please hit me with a car?"

And that was it; they both had officially lost it. The camera guy ended the livestream and left Dalton's phone on the table, going to find something else to do. Dalton leaned back in his chair, hugging his ribs as he cry laughed, MacKenzie hyperventilating in his seat.

When they finally began to calm down, wiping their eyes and breathing slowly, Dalton looked up at MacKenzie mischievously.

"Fanfic that," he whispered, and all the calmness disappeared within a second.

[Sorry that this was really eh. I just wanted to write something happy to cheer myself up and I'm really tired so it's kinda rushed but I've been working on a longer oneshot that you guys will hopefully enjoy so excuse this. Pretend it didn't happen. Also, thank you so frickin much for all the comments, omfg. Comments make me so so happy honestly so thank you <3]