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*****Dad: *pokes ruler at Son*Son: *gets angry* Dad, What are you doing?Dad: I'm measuring your patience *****

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Dad: *pokes ruler at Son*
Son: *gets angry* Dad, What are you doing?
Dad: I'm measuring your patience
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*****Girl A: Hey, our plans to go to that place you really wanted go to got cancelled due to my [insert sport here] game, sorry

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Girl A: Hey, our plans to go to that place you really wanted go to got cancelled due to my [insert sport here] game, sorry...

Girl B:

Girl B:

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*****[TUMBLR]aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts: What if you kept a horse mask 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human horse hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took that mask off

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aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts: What if you kept a horse mask 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human horse hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took that mask off.

kankri: That's a good idea

that'snotwhatyourmomsaid: No one on tumblr should ever become a parent
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that'snotwhatyourmomsaid: No one on tumblr should ever become a parent*****

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When there's a bug and it flies

*****When there's a bug and it flies

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