***** Dad: *pokes ruler at Son* Son: *gets angry* Dad, What are you doing? Dad: I'm measuring your patience *****
***** Girl A: Hey, our plans to go to that place you really wanted go to got cancelled due to my [insert sport here] game, sorry...
Girl B:
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***** [TUMBLR] aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts: What if you kept a horse mask 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human horse hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took that mask off.
kankri: That's a good idea
that'snotwhatyourmomsaid: No one on tumblr should ever become a parent *****