Life With Them (Creepypasta Fanfic)

Nice's Cousins

CREEPYPASTA: You have cousins!!

Nice: Of course! I may be a girl that lives in an abandoned mansion but I have cousins!

CREEPYPASTA: You're not a girl. You're a trans-gender!

Nice: SAY THAT AGAIN OR YOU'LL BECOME FACELESS AND BLEACHED! Slendy you can now leave.

Slendy: I'll take that as a NOT-hurtful-compliment.

DING DONG DONG DONG DANG DANG DIIIING

Jeff: Never knew our doorbell was that cool!!

Nice: They're here!

Nice opens the door and sees a girl and a boy holding huge scythes.

Nice: Dre! Nic!

Creepypastas: DRE!? NIC!?

Dre and Nic: Hehe....We're back!

Nice: Wait! You two know them?

Nic: Of course! Epic me and UNEPIC Dre know them! We grew up here.

Jeff:  Yeah...Grew up 'here'..

BEN: Dre! My beloved---

Dre: We we're never a thing! Now go to the corner and think what you have done, Shorty!

BEN: Y-yes, ma'am...

Nice: You guys grew up here?.. But I thought you lived at Reaper's place!

Nic: Well...We sometimes get kicked out...

Sally: Wow a pretty girl! *looks at Dre*

BEN: I know right.

Dre: I said think about what you have done!! Or i'll burn your xbox to ashes!

E.J: You two never said you had a cousins.

Dre and Nic: Ehh..We told you guys we had a cousin.

Jeff: Too busy eating kidneys.

Slendy: So what brings you here? And you're scythes are so big!"

Dre: Ohh...About that...

Nic: We got kicked out again!

Masky and Hoodie: Oh we'll guess what did you two do! You burn down Reaper's house with him!!

Nice: By the way...BEN why are you so close to Dre?

BEN: We we're inlove---

Dre: SHUD UP! Go drown again, Shorty!!

Jeff: Complicated.

Nice: Do you have a girlfriend, Nic?

Everyone: NO!

Nic: You don't have to shout it!

Jane: He brags too much of his epicness.

Nic: *cries at the corner* YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT ON MY FACE! I'm forever alone!

Masky and Hoodie: We'll be with you Nic!!

Nic: Sorry I don't swing that way...

Masky and Hoodie: Awwiiee... We'll just go back to NARNIAAAAAAA!!!
((A/N: Why do I always do that when it's NARNIAAAAAAA!!))

Nic and Dre: How about we burn this house next!?

BEN: I'll follow you, Dre!!!

Dre: Take BEN to NARNIAAAAAAA boys.

Everyone: TO NARNIAAAAAAA!!!

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This is so lame *cries*

Please read the next chappy!!