Rants and Personal Analysis

Introduction, Motherfucker

'You're reaching for something you can hardly fail to grasp, but little did you know, something better is already behind you'

Yeah so this is just my rants and personal analysis (as said on the title) so I don't mean any harm nor discrimination by little means, this is not meant to offend other people, it's just my opinions, and I don't actually bother if anyone would read this, I just want to have a place/compilation I could keep my rants in to. So read on if you want, choose any topics that might interest you :)

Coming soon:

~ The Great Gatsby: Nick Carray's love for Jay Gatsby

~ Directioners bashing of Channel 4

~ Harry Style's Brown Boots (I aint even kidding, nope)

~ Why James and Dave Franco is so Hot (like ugh dem genetics)

~ Larry Stylinson (I don't know how this got here *blinks innocently*)

~ The Tale of the Diamond-studded Swag Mastahh from Doncastah

~ Why Leprechauns have so much Gold

~ Draco Malfoy is a Veela (I mean, look at his gorgeousness)

~ Joffrey: Your Fingers or your tongue? (so are you asking for a blowjob, you little bitch?)

~ #2fab4u

~ 4 realz

~ holyshitfuckwankcunt

~okay bayz

~ #out

But yeah, just watch out for rants coming soon ;)

--Noreen xx