Levi X Reader One-Shot Stories

Levi X Reader~ Awkward Situation

(FN)'s POV

"I'm so sorry captain!! Please don't give me an eternity of cleaning duty!" I dramatically begged from my somewhat dominant position.

I was on top of Levi basically straddling his waist and what's even worse? We were restricted from any movement because a bigass bookshelf tipped over and fell on top of us. Luckily the impact wasn't hard but it still hurts like hell and its really uncomfortable.

I don't really mind though, I do find levi attractive...

Scrap that!! He's a fine piece of ass that's what he is!

Wait... Why am I so calm that I'm straddling him?!

Well let me tell you how I got into this awkward situation (lol)...

*travels back into time through Flashback*

"I have to wash these stupid dishes because I got framed by that damn horse! Why is he such a pain in the ass?! " I grumbled in anger.

Earlier during lunch, Jean was fooling around with a slingshot that he made. I kept telling him to put it away but he completely ignored my presence and proceeded to try to see how 'good' his shot was and whether he could beat Sasha or not.
"Don't even try man, Sasha is a boss at projectile weapons, " I told him.

" Yeah, plus horses can't shoot projectiles anyway," Eren added.

"Eren don't be mean," I fake scolded him. "Animals have a right to dream too you know." I laughed at my insult along with the rest of the mess hall.

Jean just wore a look of hate. He smirked and broke a piece of the dry, tasteless bread and put it in the slingshot. He aimed at Eren and released the bread, sending it flying and making it land smack in Eren's forehead. I could have sworn that I saw his head jerk back from the impact.

Are they sure that this bread is edible?!

"Jean... bestie with the slingshot... hehe," I nervously chuckled, cautiously backing away from him. "Don't do anything that you'll regret."

He smirked a sadistic smirk and aimed the weapon at me, pointing it directly at my face.

My breath hitched in my throat as I looked at Jean, my (EC) eyes looking like a deer caught in headlights. He finally released the rock-hard bread in my direction but I quickly dodged it ninja-style.

He shot another missile again, chasing me around the mess hall. I had to clumsily scurry over tables and chairs, fleeing from the possibility that I'll pathetically get knocked into another dimension from survey corps's bread being shot from a horse.

"Parkour!! " I shouted as I jumped over the last table when I suddenly crashed into someone's solid, muscular chest.
(You're shorter than him in this one)

Crash!

I looked up to see a very angry Corporal in a dark brown stained shirt with his hand in a weird position.... Like he was holding an imaginary teacup.

Wait... Why is my shirt wet?

I looked down to see the same dark stain on my white shirt and a broken teacup lying on the ground.

I just realized what a good thing it was to wear a black bra today.

Levi's shirt on the other hand showed up his defined chest and his... nipples.